To the person who wrote this,

So, your question... well, frankly, it sucks. Why are you even on here???

haha Please don't ask stupid questions. So you don't like his answers? Well guess what, no one is forcing you to read them. Go complain elsewhere please.

We still love you John!
(Though Nick is better.)
(Then again, I've gotten drunk with Nick, so I may be biased.)

oh, please. John consistantly offers the most insightful, well-developed answers but clearly you'd be better served by less straightforward advise; something along the lines of #dearabby for starters. Try again in a couple of years, you'll get there!

this despite my resolution NOT to feed the trolls.

Devore is great! If they get of anyone, make it Mystery Man. His answers are always bad.

You must be joking. This is clearly a mistake and the person meant to ask this question to Mystery Man and not the arguably favorite guy of the site, Master John DeVore.

He's here because we need him to be here...and you're there because you need to stay out of here...We love slutty JDV...one of the best if not THE best.

Did you guys censor my answer from last night? Or is the site being screwy again?

John's answers don't suck. Like APoto and belindajulie, I vote Mystery Douche gone. He offers up thoughtless, inflammatory answers just to get a rise out of all of us. That wasn't supposed to be what this site was about. John, on the other hand, is a fantastic writer who gives wonderful responses. You're out of your mind if you think he sucks.

Why the hate mail for John lately? Or do those type of questions come up consistently and they are just being posted recently? Honestly, I love ALL the guys on the site (ok maybe not Mystery Man so much), but John is, um, irrestible.

I think you meant to send that question to Mystery Man. JDV gives some pretty damn insightful advice on here.

um, he told some asian girl to stay with her boyfriend who emotionally/verbally abuses her by saying he doesn't like asian girls..

Why so much hate for Mystery Man? I tend to enjoy his answers and am oftentimes surprised at the depth contained... he reminds me of Southpark... oftentimes juvenile but as a whole pretty funny that always ends with good point of view/advice... I like all of the guys on here whether I agree with them or not they keep their comments interesting which is the point, because any douche out there can give advice...

JDV is here because he's awesome as hell, so question asker, shut your pie hole!!! Go find someone else to torture, like Germaine Greer.

That was mean! I hope you feel better because you don't deserve criticism for trying to help people out!

That was mean! I hope you feel better because you don't deserve criticism for trying to help people out!

Hater!!! I love him =)