That’s so weird that I honestly have no clue what the hell you’re even talking about. But it’s Friday (Friday, Friday…oooooooooooh). So let’s delve deeper, shall we?
I love delving.
When you say he wants you to be big spoon, is that a superhero, like THE BIG SPOON! He wants you to pick up everything and not let anything sliver through like if you were say, THE BIG FORK!
Or does he just like big spooning…which, I also don’t know what that would mean. I know what spooning is, but big spooning? Unless…is he 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot PUNCH? Then perhaps you could get your big spoon on.
Or, maybe it’s some sort of new age term for drug use. Which drug? Beats me. Except it doesn’t…it spoons me. Of course, old school heron junkies know about big spoons. All table, no tea.
So to answer your question: is it weird that he wants you to big spoon?
My final answer is Tuesday.
Thank you and good night.