I don't know if men would find this very natural bodily function "gross." We're the gender that names our bowel movements. Experienced men know that squirting is sexy because of what it signifies.
Squirting is nature's way of saying "Good job, dude!" That said, I'd say that squirting would freak out a majority of men. And this is because most men are scared of female sexual machinery. Our joints are very simple: just tug. But a woman's genitals are a secret garden of delights and dangers (not "thorny tentacles" dangerous, but I remember way, way back in high school when my girlfriend got angry at me because I just didn't know what to do with her special zone. I was flummoxed. It was a challenging part of the human anatomy.)
You know that old, creaky stand-up trope that men never ask for directions? It's the same with a woman's hoo-ha: we hate to admit we don't always know what's going on down there. Normally, we just close our eyes and lick the bean until you sound like you're out of breath.
If your man is not prepared for squirting, then he might flinch. Perhaps he might think "I broke her kazoo!" If you've gotten so worked up in the past that you ejaculate during orgasm, warn your man. Tell him that if it happens, don't freak. It's just a sign that his mad skillz made you come love and rockets.
If it's the first time... the best response is to laugh. Laugh, because he needs to know you just had a great time. Laughter is a sign of awesometimes. The sooner you act like it's no big deal, the less freaked out he'll be.
My work is done here.
Iv always been a super soaker squirter & when i was young my guy was a bit weirded out by it so he broke up with me!Then along came my next boyfriend who got water boarded & decided it would be a good idea to marry me!needless to say he loves it!! SQUIRT ON SISTER!!! (well dont squirt on your sister cuz that wou......you kno what,nevermind)
Lol womens hoo-ha XD I use the same terminology in public cause it's eaiser than using pet names :P
But my guy finds this hot but sadly I have yet to experience anything like that ever T.T I know I'm missing out on something cool but I'm one hell of a cookie to crack and by the time my motor is purring the guy is done form having to work uh so vigoursly? But I will get there one day I hope...
Angel you gotta be kidding a guy was freaked out at a sexual response? Wow i don't know what's worse a guy who leaves you because of a great bodily response or a virgin who jizzes himself before a chick can get her bra off XD
LMFAO!
"Normally, we just close our eyes and lick the bean until you sound like you're out of breath."
That brings back so many awful memories.
"squirting is very real, but it has nothing to do with orgasm unless your timing is good, and it is NOT female ejaculation. females do not ejaculate, males do.
What is it, then, and where does it come from?
Any copious fluid expelled by a female during sex, spontaneous or not, comes from the bladder. This much HAS been proven. And if it comes from the bladder, it is urine, this is the bladder's only function. It should have less concentrated levels of urine components than say, your morning urine does, but that's all. There simply is no other structure or organ in the female's anatomy capable of producing this copious fluid."
Resource: http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/talk/squirting.asp
I also talked to my Gyno about it,she said the same thing.
.......talk about a buzz kill.....heres hoping my hubby never finds out its PISS instead!!HELL I wish I didnt know it was PISS instead!THANX FOR THE TUTORIAL!
Meepa we were teenagers & not at all expirienced.LOL
Sorry Lucy, but ur gyno needs to go back to medical school. It is not ur bladder but nerves that are close to your bladder. that is why a lot of times when women get ready to orgasim, it feels like they have to pee. it is NOT liquid from your bladder. that is the most ridiculous and moronic thing i have ever heard.
I've got to weigh in here. I host a national sex talk show on satellite radio, and female ejaculate is not urine. Lucy, your gynecologist is incorrect. Scientists are still confused about why exactly we have the ability to ejaculate, but the substance itself has been sufficiently analyzed, and it ain't urine. It does come through the urethra, but it's not urine. I'd refer you to the work of researcher Dr Sharon Moalem, a neurogeneticist and evolutionary biologist with a PhD in human physiology. Check out "How Sex Works." I've interviewed him, and he's quite fascinating. http://www.sharonmoalem.com/
I think your right, squirting is nothing less that low concentrated level of urine. You just got pissed on and you ate it.
It is not urine. I go to the bathroom before sex, and after sex. I squirt ALOT, i wish i did not do as much as i do. I also squirt over and over and over again. I could in no way have that much urine in my bladder. It is also colorless and odorless.
definitely NOT your bladder! I just realized I could squirt like two months ago...having said this I just realized I could orgasm like 4 months ago...I'm 26...sucky pick of partners I guess...When a woman squirts it is NOT pee...just like a man her urethra shuts down...It's clear and has no odor n comes from her glands and is the greatest release ever...not really the greatest orgasm...at least for me but its a HUGE release of pressure. Now that I've learned how to do it...almost every orgasm I have after the first one it happens. Just turn you girl on really well let her have her first true orgasm (with me it involves pressing the G-spot and playing with the clit with vibration) and then the second one will come a floor after she's super turned on and can't have a normal one :) yes it feels like she needs to pee NO IT IS NOT PEE this I can assure you :) Good luck with your females!!
I WOULD LOVE TO SWALLOW A CUP.
how does an extremely oral man find a squirter to play with? signed: hopeless searcher