Your boyfriend is either into bestiality or just uses your dog as his preferred method of cleaning his body. In other words, he may not be getting sexual satisfaction out of letting the dog lick his manlihood. Instead, he may be using the dog out of practicality--like a soggy, wet, flea-infested,sponge--rather than anything else.
If he does enjoy the dog sexually, there is a good chance that he will be able to tell the difference between you dressed up like a puppy and the real thing. I mean, suppose all of a sudden you became a lesbian and your boyfriend dressed up like a girl for you, would that work? Not likely.
As far as talking to him without shaming him goes, there is really not much you can say that won't horrify him, so either accept this quirk of his or move on.
One thing, If you do decide to stick with him, you may want to research inter-animal diseases you are prone to receive from your boyfriend. It's always good to play it safe.
the last question leads me to believe this person is joking.
Okay, this answer probably won't score me any points, but maybe, just maybe, he's not into bestiality but just very...uh...curious.
It's quite possible he's not getting any tongue action and was wondering what it would be like to get it from the dog and it was quite possibly a one time thing.
As to how to deal with it? Oy vey. Impossible to know. He'll most likely be totally humiliated to find out that you know. You can't really ignore it, though.
I'd most likely try something like "Look, I opened the door(or however you caught the glimpse) and it looked like our dog was nuzzling your man parts. I'm concerned." Truth is 99% of the time the best approach.
Ok, I am friends with A LOT of guys. And if I have learned anything from hanging out with them, it's that sometimes they just do weird/stupid shit just because.
I could totally see a guy just wondering "huh I wonder what that would be like" and then going and doing it. I could also easily see a guy being dared to do this.
Or..he could just be really effing weird.
I'm with Shana, this question HAS to be a sick joke.
I still have to say to mystery man, this is not a "quirk" to get over! Now I am a very sexually open person, S & M, Furries, smooshing, What ever frosts your cake! but beastiality is absolutely appauling! it's illegal for a reason! (now This is all MY opinion so please don't be offended) Animals basically have the same mental capacity as infants or toddler, so to trick one into pleasing you sexually or rapeing one (To me) is on the same playing feild as pedophilia. It's wrong. There is nothing wrong with a fetish unless it is hurting or tricking someone or an animal. I think confronting him (respectfully ofcourse) is a great start, however you might wnat to get him into some therapy before he gets in trouble with the law or hurts your poor dog. I don't judge people, atleast I try really hard not to, I even think that some sex offenders coudld be helped with continued therapy and counseling. but to just brush this off as a quirk is not okay. there I've had my say again just my opinion so please don't be offended or angry.
Not sure why some people are getting so animal rightsy over this. I agree that there's nothing wrong with a fetish if as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, but he's not exactly "tricking" the animal. If the dog wasn't happy with the situation, someone would get bitten. *shrug* Animals aren't as emotion-driven as we think they are. By all means, don't hurt the creature, but if they don't want to do something, then they won't. It's kind of offensive to say it's the same as pedophilia. It absolutely isn't.
We've all done weird sex stuff that we probably won't tell anyone else ever. Not that this is particularly something I'm into, but I'll bet some people here have done things they wouldn't exactly tell their mother.
"If he does enjoy the dog sexually, there is a good chance that he will be able to tell the difference between you dressed up like a puppy and the real thing." ~ LMAO! Awesome!!
the whole topic is sick and she needs to leave the relationship I agree with Lucy!!!! Its SICK!!!!! Yes ppl or guys do stupid things but tht is just nasty, disgusting, and if he gets pleasure from dogs. Leave his ass so he can continue to get pleasure from the dog!!!! And for you ma'am to consider dressing up like a damn dog is quite rediculous to even mention. Have some self respect. Again leave him with the dog and find you a man that only gets his pleasure from woman and not Animals!!!! again I say SICK!!!!
the whole topic is sick and she needs to leave the relationship I agree with Lucy!!!! Its SICK!!!!! Yes ppl or guys do stupid things but tht is just nasty, disgusting, and if he gets pleasure from dogs. Leave his ass so he can continue to get pleasure from the dog!!!! And for you ma'am to consider dressing up like a damn dog is quite rediculous to even mention. Have some self respect. Again leave him with the dog and find you a man that only gets his pleasure from woman and not Animals!!!! again I say SICK!!!!
woah woah now, calm down, i think it was probably just a, "hmmm maybe this would feel good..." probably a one time thing, don't worry about it
This is how I read it too. I see it as something rather innocent.
However, it may as well be the beginning of some inter species fetish. Maybe she should talk to him, but I don't think he would admit his tendencies anyway if he is into beastality... She should def keeps her eyes open, though.
Haven't you heard the saying "Why do dogs lick their balls? 'cuz they CAN". Goes for their master's junk too, I would suppose.
Simple as that.
He's just a guy...and guys do weird sh*t. That's why we love/hate them.
I just vomited in my mouth.
"dress up like a puppy next time we're intimate"??? come on, this is definitely a joke. gets points for originality though lol
For those of you who think this is a joke, I had a friend when I was a kid and she used to let her dog lick her down there. She showed me one time. I don't know if she was getting anything sexual out of it, we weren't really old enough to know about that, but she thought it was funny at the very least.
It may be a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't.
In the 8th grade my first boyfriend told me he would sometimes put peanut butter on his balls and let his dog lick it off. Way open minded since birth and still myself trying to figure out the vast chasm of sex and sexuality I was somewhat shocked but shrugged it off. Older now and still way open minded I figure everybody has some things they keep in the dark (sexual or not).
I agree with Mystery Man: you either accept it or you don't and move on. But... *BIG IMPORTANT BUT*... Know yourself! Make sure you are totally honest with yourself because convincing yourself that you are ok with something that you are really not will only mean big problems down the line.
In the 8th grade my first boyfriend told me he would sometimes put peanut butter on his balls and let his dog lick it off. Way open minded since birth and still myself trying to figure out the vast chasm of sex and sexuality I was somewhat shocked but shrugged it off. Older now and still way open minded I figure everybody has some things they keep in the dark (sexual or not).
I agree with Mystery Man: you either accept it or you don't and move on. But... *BIG IMPORTANT BUT*... Know yourself! Make sure you are totally honest with yourself because convincing yourself that you are ok with something that you are really not will only mean big problems down the line.
This is not a joking matter. You are talking about dressing up as a puppy as if its normal. If you like to degrade yourself thats fine. If you caught your boyfriend doing that, one suggestion take the dog away. Your dog is obviously not safe around him, Who knows what else he is doing which could lead into animal cruelty. Your boyfriend may need some sort of help that sh!t is just sick and wrong..
I walked in on my old man (50) letting my dog lick his e
Wiener, I am leaving his Sick old perverted self. He also visits teen porn sites, cheats, lies and spies thru his windows w binoculars..
I was home from work one day and he didn't know, I heard him calling the dog, then I heard him make his ejaculation noises. I was disgusted n still am. So ladies remember, those old guys that a the bachelor types, beware..
When i was young, i had a puppy that i let....do that to me. I am female. It is similar to a guy going down on me. I am a girl! Just to clarify...but imagine a wetter tongue thats bigger so its able to reach more places. It is weird, and not something many people know about me. But, i can say it is only temporary pleasure, and that it is just something spur of the moment. And im not unattractive or into beastiality. I was just young and curious.
Ok. I'm a married guy and my wife no longer does goes down on me, and GD DAMMIT, I like it...so I admit, I let my dog lick me, get me horned up, and then beat off. Letting the dog lick me and being completely clueless to what's going on is better then going on craigslist and hooking up with someone who'll do the job...isn't it? The dog isn't tricked and couldn't care less about what he's doing.
Ok. I'm a married guy and my wife no longer does goes down on me, and GD DAMMIT, I like it...so I admit, I let my dog lick me, get me horned up, and then beat off. Letting the dog lick me and being completely clueless to what's going on is better then going on craigslist and hooking up with someone who'll do the job...isn't it? The dog isn't tricked and couldn't care less about what he's doing.
Ok. I'm a married guy and my wife no longer goes down on me, and GD DAMMIT, I like it...so I admit, I let my dog lick me, get me horned up, and then beat off. Letting the dog lick me and being completely clueless to what's going on is better then going on craigslist and hooking up with someone who'll do the job...isn't it? The dog isn't tricked and couldn't care less about what he's doing.
Why are alot of people say Guys do stupid or weird shit?
Woman/girls do alot more stupid and weired stuff than guys do.
Why is everyone getting mad about all of this, I bet theres alot more people that do alot of weired stuff. I also think that everyone here has done something more or less nasty than this, am I right?
It may not even be sexual... I mean dogs lick humans all the time on the face, I know people who find it very relaxing to have a dog lick their feet