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Translate this one for me: "I never go after hot girls." What does my b/f REALLY mean when he says that? B/c it sounds INSULTING to me!!!

Ah, the infamous dilemma of guyspeak. I'd wager that comments like this are the VERY reason sites like this one exist in the first place.

Let us delve.

Delving.

Your boyfriend is probably not a bad guy, he's just an idiot when it comes to communicating and saying things to assuage any insecurities you may have. And to take it a step further, in his own way, he was attempting to let you know just how secure you are in your current relationship.

Albeit clumsily, stupidly, and arrogantly. But he was basically saying that he loves you.

Now, to the statement itself. When he said, "I never go after hot girls", he was trying to let you know that though he could, he isn't even paying attention to women that would typically considered to be hot or anything. He's happy with you and you're the only hot girl he needs.

The part that's insulting to you is what's been pissing off women since Adam and Eve were hanging out at Olive Garden. You see, in his mind, it's assumed that you KNOW he thinks your hot. Why else would he be with you. Men are visual creatures and we prefer not to date swampdonkies. So to him, there is an understood statement, though invisible, that says, "I don't pay them any mind because I have you, now go get naked."

But since you're a chick, you want to HEAR that. What you did was insert yourself into a comment that had nothing to do with you. He was speaking generally to let you know that like Prudential, peace of mind comes with every piece of the rock...and let's pretend his name is Rock.

That worked better in my head.

Anyway, fear not young lass, your boyfriend was just doing what men have been doing everyday since the dawn of time: inarticulately expressing his love and affection for you.

So go ye, give your boyfriend a hug and get nude..

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Laje Kahr

On the same side of the coin, he could also be meaning "girls that are artificially hot". You know the ones that dress like "pros", have fake boobs/tans/butts/lips, too much makeup, etc. Still means he thinks you are his version of hot, but once again, he's just not saying it very well.

Peace.

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