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Um, hope this isn't too weird, but what do guys think of nipples? Do they care about color, shape, size? Do they even think about it all?

Hey, this is Guyspeak; there's no such thing a question that's too weird. Unfortunately, there IS such a thing as a nipple that's too weird. For an example, look no further than WWF wrestler Chyna, proud owner of nipples as long as your arm and areola as big as dinner plates.

No guy is going to dump you because your nips aren't up to snuff. We've all got weird body issues. Hell, even Brad Pitt has that vestigial tail (LOOK IT UP). So don't let it sap your confidence or anything like that. But sure, if you're sporting one dime-sized and one half-dollar, he's going to notice.

I can't tell you that there's a consensus on this, and it's certainly not the part of the female anatomy we discuss amongst ourselves (that, of course, would be the sexy sexy philtrum), so there's no real way of knowing for sure your girls will be compatible with the guy you've got your eye on.

But I honestly can't see a scenario where nipple size or color is the make-or-break for a guy, so again, don't sweat it.

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Laje Kahr

The nipple is the pinnacle of the boobie and the only part it seems these days still left to any kind of mystery.

The average guy might have some minor preferences, but generally once it's in the mouth, they're all just as yum yum yummy. If anything, if your nipples are a little out of the ordinary it's a good thing! Kinda like finding a neat treasure that is all yours and nobody else's.

Frenchie

I'm pretty sure that any guy that gets to SEE a nipple will be happy.

baybee2308

lol. i agree with frenchie

amatti

YOU LIED TO ME, SWAIM! Brad Pitt has webbed toes, but sadly, no tail. Needless to say, he also has an excellent breaststroke.

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Is she talking about the nipple or the areola? If you have had three kids and breast fed each one until they were five, the nipples can get pretty distended and sort of collapsed in the middle. Yeah, that's a turn-off. However, if your nipples are blackberry sized, firm and erect, count your blessings, or c'mere and let me count them.

If you are talking about an areola that takes up the whole front of your breast, don't worry about it. It makes no difference in the dark, and can be kind of sexy. However, if you have areola hair, please get rid of it. Getting my tongue tangled in areola hair during foreplay is a real turnoff.

If you have third or fourth nipples, particularly if I can't tell which one is the primary one, you might consider plastic surgery.

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