Ah, the ol' wake-and-blow.
Before we proceed, I must ask: have you ever heard of an alarm clock? Alarm clocks are far more efficient and less time consuming then waking your man up by way of the mouth sex. For example, if your man has to be out the door by 7:20 am, the blowjob can be a pretty elaborate method of wake up. At the same time, i dig your horny Flintstones approach to the contemporary alarm clock.
But if you are talking more about the lazy Sunday morning wakeup blowjob, my answer is sure, yes. It's sexy, sweet and altogether rock N' roll. But, not without some important caveats.
A man's morning boner is often nothing more than a loaded bladder of urine keeping him semi-erect.
Because of this fact, often, the only thing a penis wants when it wakes up is a urinal - not your mouth. It's like you (a female) trying to have sex on a full bladder. Sometimes the idea of a wake and blow, in theory is hot, but might be more enjoyable after a quick trip to the bathroom.
Secondly, be warned, there is a 1 in 3 chance your man is having a rollicking sex dream when you wake up, which is fine, but there's a 9 out of 10 chance that dream doesn't have you in the script. His dream could very well feature him humping Oprah in front of a studio audience. So just know in the back of your head that while your man might be rock hard in your mouth, part of that mojo might be a combo of your oral skills mixed with him working through his Oprah-type dreams.
But all and all, I think its a loving and erotic gesture. Here's to a passionate rise.
I agree. As nice as a skillful and enthusiastic BJ is, a wake-and-blow can make for an unpleasant morning urination afterwards. A spontaneous, I-didn't-ask-for-it, BJ is a wonderful thing any other time, however. Save it for when I'm driving, when we're just watching TV, even after I've had my morning shower, etc?
1) great idea if you nap together a lot, he's more likely not to have bodily functions to attend to
2) I recommend starting with a hand job, that way you can gage his reaction as he wakes up and continue with a blow job should the it prove to be welcome. Plus I like him to be paying attention when I start heading south. ;)
Got to admit, I am not fond of them as a way of waking up. Prefer to tap a kidney and quickly wash away the night sweats first.
Should it be Wake Wee and Blow starting with a handjob to warm things up a bit? Surely this is the way forward for a bit of famed Morning sex as Morning seems so good for a whole lot of things?
* A Collective Problem-Solving Approach is in order* I would LOVE to be woken up with my pussy being eaten once I done my ablutions woooha!
You may think you would love it if it hasn't happened for you yet, but in my experience, it is not the business. For one thing, I'm usually cold in the morning, and it doesn't help that my guy is pulling the blanket, but then his warm body is down on my legs while from my torso on up, I'm freezing... it is really hard to focus on southern sensations when all these other nerve impulses are busy and my body wants to be warm :(
Another issue is that because my body isn't warmed up, there isn't much blood flow there, so it takes forever!!!!
And another thing, I'm likely in need of a bathroom run.
So add a shivering body w/ a full bladder to the fact that it will take forever for me to courteously cum to please my guy, and we can safely assume that I don't like early morning munch time.
Just some things to consider.
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Are you guys F'ing crazy? There is nothing better than being woken up by the sensation of your lady's wet mouth wrapped around your shaft. The first time it happened to me I hadn't even any comprehension of the idea and it was spectacular. You could wake me up by slapping me in the face with free front row tickets to the Super Bowl and it wouldn't be as good.
Total bullshit,I love to be awakened with a blowjob,it's more pleasurable when I have to piss and my spermload is not only bigger,it comes out with a lot more force.
When I wake up,my cock is usually about an inch longer than it's usual 10 inches and much harder,my girlfriend says the same thing,she says my spermload is much larger and it hits the back of her throat with a lot more force.She doesn't have to eat breakfast because my spermload fills her up.
When I was younger,my mother would wake me up with a blowjob every morning.She was insatiable for my meat and sometimes made me stay home from school and would give me several blowjobs a day.She kept my balls dry all the time.Sometimes she would ride me but I always had to let her know when I was cumming so she could swallow the spermload.She always sucked me off before bedtime too.