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What are guys' real thoughts on periods?

Cary McNeal answered Ruby's question on December 23, 2010 12:50 PM

We're glad we don't have them.

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We're glad you don't have them either. Most men get a splinter and they schedule a CAT scan. You merely mention a vasectomy (which requires a very brief office visit and could probably be done at home) and they're looking for a team of crackerjack surgeons from the Mayo Clinic. A period every month for about 40 years would just completely do them in. Bless 'em. :)

LDR Nurse | December 23, 2010 10:30 PM

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Huh? Schedule a CAT scan over a splinter? Not sure what kind of "guys" you've been hanging around, but they've obviously never read the hand book.

I just looked up "injuries" in the book, and it says: "Swearing and other shows of anger are always appropriate. Crying and going to the doctor are never acceptable; they are signs of weakness and all witnesses must be silenced."

ImNotTelling | December 25, 2010 6:02 AM

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hahahaha...i bet you guys are! think of the drama..drama queen :p

Unknown | December 30, 2010 6:47 AM

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