0:00 - "I love this view."
0:10 - "Holy crap, look at those sweet jubblies."
0:35 - "Oh yeah, that's it. Keep doing that."
0:45 - "I think I'm in love."
0:55 - "I could do this all day."
1:10 - "Oooooh, that's different. Me likey."
1:35 - "Oh. Hell. Yes."
1:45 - "Uh oh."
1:50 - "No! Not yet."
1:55 - "Damnit!"
The end.
Sometimes guys like to be on the other end of some rough love making. That is what makes my guy orgasm really fast when when I'm doing most of the movement. But, the only way I get off is when he's doing most of the work. It's give and take.
That's about right... except all that happens by the :55 mark :)
Oh my, this is hilarious!! "Jubblies!"
Can't stop giggling! :)
lmao!
I agree with Megan. My husband LOVES when I'm on top, but the combination of me being lazy and rarely doing all the work, and how turned on he gets by it, it's always a short ride. Which is kind of nice when all I really want to do is go to sleep.
"Me likey." That's sexy talk, right there.
So "I could do this all day" is really guyspeak for "I could do this for another minute"? *giggling*
Time to stock up on the Warrior Horse, I guess.
Effing brilliant! Men are soo simple... good to know I was on the right track with that one! lol
I am laughing so hard right now...first the answer ...then the comments. I have nothing to add. 1:55...short and hilarious.
Too funny. First the answer and then the comments. I have nothing to add. I am the one that appreciates everyone else's clever humor. That means you, Cary and Daisy and Samsmama and Mike. hahahahaha
Thanks, Dr. T.
Anyone know what exercises are best to work on "on top" stamina? I tend to be lazy also and being on top for too long exhausts me, but I would like to be able to go for longer. Is it the difference in anatomy of men and women? I mean, it's incredibly difficult for women to do pull ups, but for men it just takes a bit of working out.. so I wonder if the center of gravity etc etc makes it easier to be on top for men than women? Or is there an exercise I should be doing? I prefer working out with a goal in mind, and this is one of them. Let me know what exercises are best! And furthermore, if anyone has any other exercise suggestions to improve sex/positions, let me know :-D
Strong legs (for the ability to balance and hang on), good cardio. Both are key. I haven't tried Yoga, but I imagine it would be great! I'm a little out of practice since I'm just getting out of a 10+ year relationship that was... a-hem... less than satisfactory. :-(
But, back when things were good, I was swimming 3-5 days a week and doing karate 2-3 days a week... all very leg intensive and great cardio. I also did squats (quads, hamstrings, glutes) and toe raisers (calves).
Thanks for asking, Penryn. You just helped me talk myself into working out again since I'm hoping to rev things back up again... soon. ;-)
Best exorcise to improve sex...have more sex!! That's the best way.
I have a hard time moving when I'm on top. I don't know how those porn stars do it, they make it look easy!
Talk about an easy one!
the porn stars do make it easy
And fella's, I'd like to know if, when we're on top, is it okay to be laying against you? or should we be sitting up... I can move MUCH EASIER if I'm pressed closer to my man... it's difficult to get the action going if I'm sitting up so he can see my boobies... (there's nothing up there to hold on to!!)
Either way is fine. We aren't picky.
See I like to switch - sitting up usually feels better & he can do some clit stimulating and see boobies
however when you get down close to him - i guess depending on your matching up he can suck & lick your boobs - which he will also enjoy
You just gotta increase your stamina !! Cardio helps like running or jogging but I also found Yoga helps a ton. It trains your muscles to hold poses for a long time and also strengthens your core which is the base for most any activitiy ! and also lay off the booze..alcohol might help reduce your inhibitions but it makes for sleepy sex ! Also try spicing it up like enjoying Porn with your man, you'd be surprised how much extra energy that can inspire.
OMG...jubblies...now THAT'S funny. What's even funnier is that if you look at a guy's face while you're on top that's pretty much what you'll see...maybe not under 2 minutes (come on...really???) but yep...they are completely going through all of that!