Less is more. Don't grab his junk or dress like a hooker on a mission. Sexy is a state of mind. Sexy can be a slinky black dress, it can be pajama bottoms. Sexy be bed head or a a glance from over a pair of glasses. Sexy is a dirty mind and fearlessness, even when afraid. It's the little fire in your belly that warms soft fingers during life's long, cold winters.

Contrary to popular belief, men don't have two brains. We have one brain, and our boners are connected directly to it via fiber optic network. The gray matter in our noggins dictate what turns us on -- that's the battlefield. Crawl inside his head, curl up, and lick.

If you want to turn your man on in public, just tell him how turned on you are. Whisper it. Tell him how hungry you are for his mouth on you. How you need him to drag his fingers across your thighs. That if he doesn't take you home that moment, you're going to melt like ice cream on a hot sidewalk. If there weren't so many people around, you'd slip your panties off and beg him to grab your ass. Right there. Buck, writhe, and growl. And you'd promise that you'd be quiet, even if it meant pulling his hair and biting his neck instead of screaming once you'd had your fill.

Tell him that. Then kiss him on the nose and skip away. After all, there are SOOOOOO many people around. O. M. G.