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What do girls talk about when they go into the bathroom together?

When girls leave as a gaggle and head to the restroom, they have one thing on their mind: engaging in passionate, acrobatic sex with each other.

Oh, Wait, wait, I'm getting new information from my GuySpeak crystal balls... Sorry, I need to retract that answer. I was wrong.

When girls leave as a gaggle and head to the restroom, they often trade stories and perspective on how "X" is going. It could be the pros and cons of a double date they're on, the cute bar tender who keeps giving them looks, the disappointment in the new MAC eye shadow purchase, or maybe a, "No, Tanya, don't worry, your nipples don't show under the club lighting." Now, yes, those things sound really caddy and I don't want to have you think that's all that's discussed in these lavatory forums. In fact, over the course of females crewing to the restroom, humanity itself has moved forward; the world at large is better for it.

Perhaps the most notable of female crewing examples, shared below.

When: April 14th, 1763
Where: The flagship Denny's on Appleface Road, North Philadelphia.

Sarah Franklin Bache (wife of Benjamin), Jane Adams (wife of John), and Franny Hemmings (Thomas Jefferson's other mistress) all chose to, "use the little girls room" at the same time. "Pardon us, boys" Miss Adams proclaimed, "but the powder room doth call my bladder." What started as a conversation about the sexiest saddle colors of all time turned into a fiery debate on tyranny, The Navigation Acts, Republicanism and the effects of the French Indian War.

Suffice to say, the argument didn't conclude by the time Sara Franklin Bache vomited twice into the latrine and was thus carried out into the main room. Sitting back down among their men, they continued the debate over flap jacks and maple syrup. Four hours later, the men unanimously agreed to not ask England for more taxes and less representation, but instead, start a revolution!

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I'm a woman, and the only acrobatics goin on is how do I tinkle without getting the lastest STD from the seat and without spraying to much, on the seat or myself! Its quite a chore and not pretty!

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Kristin I am the same way!!

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When ever I do it's either to a) talk about my date b) to get away from my date c) talk about random things or d) I actually use the bathroom

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When ever I do it's either to a) talk about my date b) to get away from my date c) talk about random things or d) I actually use the bathroom

Frenchie

I love bathroom discussions with girls! It's usually a place where we evaluate what's been going on outside the bathroom whether it is at school or at a club, restaurant etc... it's more like a regrouping of what's going on ;)

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um well, in my expierence its just to talk about our date or actually USE the restroom. or very rarely if we have a booger or something...

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ANYTHING we think of at that moment.... But normally we just go pee....

Brachiopod

We talk about men. And bodily functions. And clothing. And how funny our butt looks. It's not usually intelligent, but it's an important process. Much like what I imagine guys stepping out for a smoke talk about.

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