Guys, regardless of age, do four things at sleepovers: Lounge, Lust, Laugh and Ingest.
Here are 3 examples, with slight variations due to age:
BOYS 8-13
Lounge: TV room in parent's house.
Lust: Male/Female Wrestlers, main stream TV stars, the host's mom.
Laugh: Farts, burps, shaving cream stunts, throwing pillows, sliding down stairs, getting yelled at.
Ingest: Soda, skittles, cereal, popcorn, pizza.
TEENS 13-17
Lounge: secondary TV in parent's house. Basement or attic.
Lust: Female wrestlers, girls from school, Maxim-type babes and any famous chick who's made a sex tape, the host's older sister.
Laugh: Farts, burps, firecrackers, YouTube fails, comedy specials, crank calls, adults.
Ingest: Soda, stolen beer, random bottles of alcohol, a few cigarettes, some pot, Red Bull, Doritos, pizza.
GENTS 18-22+
Lounge: Garage in parent's house, first apartment, dorm.
Lust: Girls in college, ex-girlfriends, obscure musicians, women featured in Details and Sports Illustrated, made up girlfriends, the host's mom and sister.
Laugh: Farts, burps, Comedy Central, voicemails left by bosses, "discovered" old movies.
Ingest: Vitamin Water, Beer, decent Vodka and whiskey, 4LOKO, black coffee, joints and pizza.
I love it. Farts and burps never seem to lose their appeal to guys. Why is that?
A few things I have to admit I have never heard of... (4LOKO??) but I do feel the combination of beer, farts and pizza a legendary and not mythical man sleepover dream.
In any case, the "made up girlfriend" thing is very very true!
guys have sleepovers
WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why has no-one ever told me this before....
Perhaps spend the night at their buddy's house as opposed to driving after drinking.
You know- find a spot, pass out, wake up, say thanks and head home for a shower.
No cuddling, chick flicks, facials or talking about who they like. Well, ok, they likely talk about who's hot.
Haha, I love these examples (and the age-appropriate variations)!!