Friday came early this week kiddies. It's time for an other edition of WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!

But since I'm of benevolent heart and mind, I might as well answer the question. I'm guessing that something you wrote in your email, presumably sent to him, was something he was glad to have read. But that's merely a shot in the dark. So take it with a grain of salt.

However, I am SURE that he didn't mean the following:

"I hate it when you send me emails that include pictures of Eddie Van Halen."

While I'm sure ANYBODY would hate this, your guy definitely doesn't mean this since I'm guessing that you absolutely did not send him pictures of Eddie Van Halen.

"I'm so glad you sent me this email where you tear my heart out through my chest into what can only be deemed a flawless victory."

Mostly because, ewwww! If you did that to him? He wouldn't be sending you that email in response to your response for which he indubitably had to respond.

"I hate you so much right now."

He just doesn't mean that.

But he could mean:

"I'm so glad you didn't use the homing pigeon for this because after last time I had to clean up three people's yards."

It's possible that this is what he really means since you sent him an email and now he doesn't have to try to catch a pigeon. Have you ever tried to catch a pigeon? TE-DI-OUS.

"I just learned how to read so this was a delightful experience for me."

This is totally possible. Hey, "My Baby Can Read" doens't specify that it's ONLY for the under 2 crowd. "My baby" could be 37 years old.

"I just got my vision back - from Jesus - so I'm ecstatic to read this."

Kind of self-explanatory.

So yeah, take your pick.