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What does it mean if a guy gives you a fist bump?

Oh glory day, the possibilities.

Perhaps he was excited by something that you did and he felt, nay, was compelled to give you a fist bump to let you know how proud he was of all that you accomplished in life so much so that a pat on the rear or perhaps a congratulatory "good job" wouldn't suffice, kind of like how Barack gave Michelle the fist bump heard around the world because apparently they were happy to be doing whatever it is that they were doing when they did what they'd done to warrant such a fist bump in public of all places, which anybody who's ever been in public can tell you is not the bee's knees, nor the cat's meow - not completely sure how those two things are related but they both mean "dope sh*t" which ya know, is always rewarded with a fist bump to show appreciation, affection, and outward kudos, not the candy bar, but the exclamatory good damn job that you just had done which gets back to the beginning, since you know, some say the end if the beginning, the fact that he gave you fist bump probably just means that he was happy that you were there at the time that some good something or other happened and it felt appropos as opposed to what I had said earlier, not anything negative like "i don't love you anymore" "crack is NOT wack" or "die and give me your best friend's phone number"...nope, it's all love.

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Sherri

run-on sentence much? ;)

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Haha. I like this answer, because I feel like the asker was probably hoping you would say, "Well, it clearly means that he's loved you from the second he saw you and wants to make babies with you; start picking out names!"

But alas, he was probably just, well, happy about something =P

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Whoever posted that long ass response is fucking stupid as hell cuz that shit was not funny at all. Damn ho, if you're going to write something that long and drawn out either make it funny or make a point. And know how to use all the words you spit out like the dirty phlegm wad of some other goo you've built up in the back of your throat after one of you're pay dirt weekends. :/ I am not amused I actually wasted precious seconds of my life reading that obnoxious drivel, which btw was not cheeky just very low level sarcasm. I kept reading even after the first few sections, ( yeah it was pretty much one long ass sentence- dummy!) just to see if it would eventually turn into something clever. Alas, no such luck! Oh, that I could fist bump yon face and yon stomach, so that I might, also, take delight, in such a way as the Obamas

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