This can best be answered by YOU and delivered in multiple choice format. Take your time, work through the potential answers and go with your gut. Your first choice is right 80% of the time.
My man only comes over in the dark BECAUSE:
a. he is a vampire
b. he has an enormous cluster of acne on his chin
c. he is strictly interested in booty calling me
d. that's been the case thus far, but I shouldn't conclude after two dates that we won't hang during the day
e. he works his ass off during the day and can only get to my place after sunset
f. he suffers drom glaucoma
g. he is part possum, bat-eared fox, or wombat
h. he was recently cast to play Julian Assange in a movie
i. All of the above
Ooh! OOH!! I know, I know!! It's C!!
C can be awesome. Just don't fall for the guy if that's the case.
how awesome would it be if the answer is A !!
haha! this is hilarious
This is too funny LOL. It means you're just a warm place for him to.. er, rest his head. I mean that literally, sweetcheeks. Doh!
j. You live in the arctic (very little day light this time of year!)
I find it disturbing a woman would be attracted to a "g". hahaha!
I love this muliple choice list, especially "g"--I hope he's a wombat. That would be awesome.
Alycat, I like your "j" possibility.