The Definitive Guide to Hair Pulling
-- Ages 6-12: He's a little punk who thinks girls are icky and is being mean. Maybe he has a crush on you and this is his way of showing it. Any hair pulling will usually lead to him getting smacked and/or sent to the principal's office with his snack time privileges revoked.
-- Ages 12-16: He's a little punk who is being mean. Also, he might have a crush on you and this is his way of showing it. Any hair pulling will usually lead to him getting smacked and/or sent to the principal's office with his free lunch period privileges revoked.
-- Ages 18-74: He's a little kinky in bed and asked permission to lightly pull your hair and/or you asked him to pull it. Any hair pulling that isn't mutual will get him slapped and/or sent to jail.
-- Ages 75 and up: He's trying to get your attention in the desert line at the nursing home. Maybe he has a crush on you and this is his way of showing it. Any hair pulling will usually lead to him getting sent to his room with his desert line privileges revoked.
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A good laugh after a hard day. Thanks
Oh I needed to laugh, thanks :)
I once read a bumper sticker that said: "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair and scream my name."
But what if you're 17??!
Omg! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh, I soooo needed it.
PS - I like having my hair tugged from time to time.