If it sounds like a cheeseface line, then it's probably a cheeseface line. But so what? The male code isn't really hard to break. When a guy you just met says "hi," he could be greeting you, or he could be saying "I'd like to say to the inside of your pants." If he asks you which way to Main Street, he could be asking you for directions or he could be asking you which way is it to the Main Street of your pants. Just assume that men you just meet are probably thinking of ways to liberate your breasts from the cruel tyranny of the bra.

This might be hard for a woman to understand, but this is a compliment.

Men are capable of juggling more than one thought in our head. While we're thinking about how awesome you must taste, we're also thinking about whether you're into us or just being polite. We're nervous, and trying not to laugh that dorky donkey laugh that we laugh when something is really funny. Just because we're trying to get with you doesn't mean we're not also with you, right there, in front of you, at that very moment.

If you assume dudes have sex on the brain, then it should be no problem to just laugh it off. Men are always think about sex, the sun always rises, porcupines have quills. These are facts of nature that should surprise no one. Let him throw his hilariously lame one-liners at you. You know they're coming so, like, dodge them. Then throw an actual question you want an answer to at him. Then wait for an answer. Offer him the promise of you actually listening to him. Be listened to is a hell of a gift most people don't know what to do with.

If he's incapable of having a conversation, that's when you should move on. Horny is not a crime. Stupid and horny is unforgivable.