When I was six, I had a Cabbage Patch Doll named Michael. Michael was my best friend. I took him everywhere.
We played outside. We played inside. It was a good time and we all had a good time because it was a good time to be had by all. Then it rained. Now rain wasn't as good as the sun, but the sun sometimes didn't come out. I mean, there's no sunshine when she's gone so imagine how it feels when she's on a kayak in Alaska.
I'm telling you, that sh*t is crazy. But the panda bear she brought with her kept her warm kind of like a parka, not to be confused with a park, which has flowers and trees and swings. Speaking of swings, how about this election coming up, eh?
It means that he wants to be exclusive with you and not see other people. As in, you two only see each other.
As in, you only see him, and he only sees you as you all meaner towards wherever it is that you are going.
So like, you stop dating other people and he will to, mmkay?
No more dates. With people that aren't him. And he will do that too.
Um...you're not single anymore.