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what does it mean when your boyfriend says you have a beautiful face?

You know, I love questions like these, and for a few reasons. For one, I'm assuming this person is either 12 or EXTREMELY insecure about life. And yet, here we are anyway. And that's not dis to the questioner, but when you have to wonder what blatant terminology means, something is awry.

Well, since this is for Friday, I figure I'll just let this individual know what it DOESN'T mean. And because I'm feeling artsy today, we shall do this as a poem.

Ahem...

When I see your face I don't think of bricks
Or little blue people eating celery sticks
Or big old fat chimneys eschewing their smoke
Or stodgy British clergymen who keep calling me bloke
Or truffles with ruffles or boards for playing shuffle
Or box cut up cardboard or dogs that wear muzzles
When I see you I rarely ever think of old rubbish
Or couscous or fig leaves you dont look like hummus
Or my old ugly cousins who live in the country
Or Mike Tyson's left hook that looked really punchy
You dont look like ground beef or turkish delight
Or turducken - not scrumptious - on Thanksgiving night
I think you look dashing and charming and lovely
Unlike Bob Dylan's voice or the hair of Lyle Lovett
You don't look like a munchkin I'd stuff in my stocking
Or hang from a tree when we all get to flocking
Or like Waka Flocka, do you know who that is?
Well thank your lucky stars that you don't look like him
The point of this poem is that I like your face
And to keep me around, you should keep it that way.
The end.

Yay.

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That was pure awesomeness.

Daisy

HA HA HA HA HA! That was fantastic! :-D

Frenchie

:D HAHAHA!

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That gace me the chills because it was sooooo awesome!

NoFourte

Nice! The Waka Flacka reference almost sent me in.

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I want to be mean, and say 'he meant you're fat'.


just because i'm single, and i don't have a boyfriend to tell me my face is beautiful.

so there!

Katatawnic

Either he is pointing out your visual strong point, or he is simply taken in by your features. Bask in the flattery; there's no need to analyze it.

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The problem is making your girlfriend believe that her face really is beautiful.

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Awesome:) that makes sense at the very end and was entertaining to read :)

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