The Authoritative Guide To Being A Man.
Please Note: You are not a man, nor are you dating a man if any of the below criteria is not met.
Real men:
1. Stop their car to pet horses
2. Use a two in one shampoo/conditioner
3. Can bench press double their body weight
4. Fantasize about lions eating gazelle meat
5. Have never seen Party of Five
6. But love Scott Wolf
7. Are capable of having sex every 50 minutes
8. Can 'gas' on command
9. Use a double knot on their New Balance
10. Read about space travel
11. Fold duvet covers really well
12. Bring their dishes to the sink
13. Don't watch Wheel of Fortune
14. Fix things with their feet or sometimes, hands
15. Experiment with their laugh
16. Sleep on the left side of the bed
17. Sneeze loud
18. Can operate on four hours of sleep
19. Settle into a chair slowly
20. Plant flowers
21. Think like Mario Lopez
22. Own 2-4 belts
23. Use pencils over pens
24. Own a Swatch
25. Press the elevator buttons even if you just did
26. Love toasting things
27. Use their chins to fold towels
28. Speak one language
29. Choose staples over Scotch tape
30. Count by 5's
Double knots are for children, should stop by the time you're 13.
Wheel of Fortune is awesome, unless you suck at it.
A Swatch? Hahaha!
only one language?
lmao!! what is it with men and the left side of the bed though? every guy ive dated always chooses the left side both at my place n theirs. I even try to throw em off sometimes and lay on the left but they always pick me up (im petite) and move me or lay on top of me n well that leads to many other things and then i don't mind obliging. lol!
they just love that left side...use their chins to fold towels haha! theres definitely some truth in this.
I bet you just compiled a list of what you think are your best qualities.
Left side of the bed? I'm a guy, why would guys do that?