There is only one way to ask your girl for nude pics. See below. And don't say I never did anything for you, men of the world.
"O fair and beauteous maiden. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Much like it, thou art also smoking hot and go well with iced cream. Thine eyes dance like the moonlight on a rippling stream. Thy skin is like fine gossamer, and thy derrière simply refuses to quit-eth! Would that I might capture thy naked beauty and carry it around with me every day. But, oh, such a thing is an impossibility in our time.
Although... perhaps thou would deign to allow me to photograph thy naked form with mine magic camera digitalé? Or perhaps with the amazing soul-capturing device encased within mine iPhone? Of course, I would never allow the image of thy glorious bosom, creamy white thighs, and exposed lady chasm to leave mine person. The portraits would never fall into the vile clutches of, say, a pervy Geek Squad employee because I forgot to delete them from the hard drive of mine laptop. And I would never show them to mine roommate, the Duke of Doucheington, in a braggadocios manner whilst chiming, 'Look at what I've been hitting, Broseph Gordon-Levitt.' No, I shall guard them as if they were mine own man cannon.
But should thy maidenhead somehow be distributed to the world via a series of tubes, let me be drawn and quartered at midnight, let my man cannon be snipped off with garden shears, and also let mine Xbox be smasheth in a most fierce manner. Thy virtue shall be protected. This I forswear. Also, I'll show my face and wang in the photos. It's only fair."
"O fair and beauteous maiden. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Much like it, thou art also smoking hot and go well with iced cream. Thine eyes dance like the moonlight on a rippling stream. Thy skin is like fine gossamer, and thy derrière simply refuses to quit-eth! Would that I might capture thy naked beauty and carry it around with me every day. But, oh, such a thing is an impossibility in our time.
Although... perhaps thou would deign to allow me to photograph thy naked form with mine magic camera digitalé? Or perhaps with the amazing soul-capturing device encased within mine iPhone? Of course, I would never allow the image of thy glorious bosom, creamy white thighs, and exposed lady chasm to leave mine person. The portraits would never fall into the vile clutches of, say, a pervy Geek Squad employee because I forgot to delete them from the hard drive of mine laptop. And I would never show them to mine roommate, the Duke of Doucheington, in a braggadocios manner whilst chiming, 'Look at what I've been hitting, Broseph Gordon-Levitt.' No, I shall guard them as if they were mine own man cannon.
But should thy maidenhead somehow be distributed to the world via a series of tubes, let me be drawn and quartered at midnight, let my man cannon be snipped off with garden shears, and also let mine Xbox be smasheth in a most fierce manner. Thy virtue shall be protected. This I forswear. Also, I'll show my face and wang in the photos. It's only fair."
Oh my damn! Thank you I needed a laugh on this shitty day and that was awesome! ;-)
Damn, that totally turned me on. Where do I send them and how many do you want? :)
I would take some;)
100% awesome.
Simply hysterical ... but her response should be ... "Oh my truest, my loving beau, thoust must have me confused with the wench from the land of
Far Far Away … for real fair maidens are wise, and true, and proud and never digitalize their most beautifulest of temples. Therefore, do not ever ask this of your true love, and she will think thee a true man."
Thanks everyone! May all your sexts be private.
Duke of Doucheington. Awesome!
Love love love this!! =]
ROFL!!!!
Lmao, that was possibly one of the best things i've ever read. Loved it!
i love this...i send my partner sms pics of me neked body and he thinks its FUNNY, all the while i'm trying to be sexy...sigh...maybe i should have been sending them to the geek chic
Wats ur number I want some
lmao i used this but.. meh didn't work haha it made her laugh tho hahaha
hahah i damn near had a heart attack lmfao ,,,after readin this i had to take a shit cuz i was laughing so hard ,