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What kind of dirty talk do you like during sex?

Mystery Man answered grayeyeddame's question on January 5, 2011 10:08 PM

None.

If she has spare energy to talk at all during sex, I am having a really off day.

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OMG. I thought for sure the answer would be "any and all" but this answer was way better.

Leslie | January 6, 2011 12:03 AM

Score: 8

If only every woman was so lucky......

a nonny mouse | January 6, 2011 2:00 AM

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I love you MM ;)

hmmm... | January 6, 2011 11:09 AM

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I love you MM ;)

hmmm... | January 6, 2011 11:10 AM

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I love the tag "not on my watch" hahaha, classic.

JBird | January 6, 2011 12:34 PM

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That's really hot!

curiousB | January 8, 2011 10:57 PM

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grrrrrrrrrrr perfect answer!!

grayeyeddame | January 12, 2011 8:41 PM

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I shouldn't even say this but none of you people really know me so it's safe... I really need a long night of sex like that...

grayeyeddame | January 12, 2011 8:44 PM

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Say "you're my fucking whore... you're my little slut aren't you." Works every time.

Note that women don't like "you're A slut." It needs to be "my" slut - because it implies nothing negative about her in general. Instead it's like: I'm normal for most people, but I allow you to dominate me in the closeness of our relationship so I'm a wild "slut" for you.

Advice person | January 6, 2012 2:03 AM

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