Guyspeak Newsletter Signup

Mystery Man

 
Next Answer »
userpic
userpic

What type of relationship (lasted 4 days) do you think this was- He ignored me face to face- yet messaged everyday Slept over but never cuddled or kissed (or had sex) Messaged other girls while with me, yet got defensive and came into my work to still be "friends" when I called the whole thing off?

You got played by someone with all the grace and maturity of a baby hippo.

Sorry.

Talk 16
Love it? Hate it? 8
Got A Question? Ask Your Own. »

16 Comments

Selena

Um.. that was a friendship, not a relationship. Next question.

user-pic

I gotta disagree, a friend wouldn't ignore you face to face, no friendship, no relationship, just a baby hippo

user-pic

hmmm, he was bored, and needed a place to crash?

user-pic

Agreed. A friend would at least act, well, like a friend!

silkysly

Myst..., do women act like this? Seriously?

Mystery Man

They do.

user-pic

And it's women like that, who don't have the wherewithall to either: a) figure the scenario out, or b) tell a guy like that to take a hike, who give the rest of us a bad name.

I admire the decorum you guys use - even when someone is blunt or sarcastic. I am literally unable to read some of these questions without launching into some low-grade tirade, directed at my web browser.

user-pic

I'm thinking he might be gay...?

user-pic

Hey was trying you on, and exerting power over someone.

(or is homeless and needed a place to crash).

Tariana

Excuse me?! Baby hippos are cute! Eh, they could be smelly but a whole lot more loveable than this dude.

P.S.
I love hippos. :)

user-pic

no he had a place to stay, hes really wealthy and very succesful. Hes dated heaps of FHM girls and ZOO magazine girls so im thinking i might have been a handbag

user-pic

hes very succesful and wealthy. Hes dated alot of FHM girls and ZOO girls so I was probably just a handbag. I was very lovely to him and would cook him meals and ask him questions about him but he never would ask anything about me and would be very hot/cold. Like he wanted to like me but didnt know how. He was very insecure. Guess I just wanted to know if he was interested in me or whether or not I was just someone who was filling in the space.


Mystery Man

Love, I have dated girls from FHM, ZOO, Playboy, Cosmo and Penthouse. Some for a couple nights, some for a couple months. Like I say - I was a lot of a jerk when I was younger.
Eventually, you get sick of cotton candy and want an honest to God steak. Steak is pretty tough to digest if you are used to candy. Still worth it though.

Call yourself a handbag again and I am gonna growl at you. His problems ain't yours, so don't claim 'em as your own. You just head out and find someone who likes you as you, and who preferably knows their a*s from their elbow.

And yes - I know - a heck of a lot of the girls in the various mags are smart, educated and very able. Probably know it better than the ones who will want to criticise. I married one.

Tariana

HeHe. Spoken like a true man, MM.

user-pic

Thanks for your time Mystery Man, very wise and honest.

user-pic

I JUST went through a really similar thing!! It was only a few months long, but it was a roller coaster of crap from his end like you wouldn't believe. and If I tried to explain my concerns, I was told I was "being dramatic". haha. "the maturity and grace of a baby hippo" is simply a PERFECT way to describe guys like this. Just perfect.

Leave a comment

(You may use HTML tags for style)

Get GuySpeak in your inbox.

Choose the newsletters you'd like to receive:

Trending Topics

  1. 96 entries are tagged with
  2. 59 entries are tagged with
  3. 70 entries are tagged with
  4. 61 entries are tagged with
  5. 58 entries are tagged with
  6. 215 entries are tagged with
  7. 91 entries are tagged with
  8. 865 entries are tagged with
  9. 60 entries are tagged with
  10. 64 entries are tagged with
  11. 57 entries are tagged with
  12. 93 entries are tagged with
  13. 89 entries are tagged with
  14. 61 entries are tagged with
  15. 53 entries are tagged with
  16. 151 entries are tagged with
  17. 183 entries are tagged with
  18. 63 entries are tagged with
  19. 55 entries are tagged with
  20. 79 entries are tagged with
  21. 60 entries are tagged with
  22. 239 entries are tagged with
  23. 501 entries are tagged with
  24. 95 entries are tagged with
  25. 58 entries are tagged with