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What's more important to you when pursuing the opposite sex: a pretty mouth or a nice personality?

Someone's been getting their dating tips from Deliverance! Despite what man-raping yokel inbreds may tell you, I think you mean "a pretty face." The only people that focus solely on the mouth part of the face are serial killers and dental assistants, neither of whom you want to get involved with. BURN, dentistry.

I'm of the opinion that a guy makes his initial snap judgment of whether to even talk to you based on your pretty (or unpretty) face, but that will only get you so far. Personality, or more specifically the dynamics between the two of you, are the infrastructure that keep your relationship from collapsing.

And even better, personality has a cumulative effect; you really do fall more deeply in love with your mate (assuming things are going well) as time goes on. A pretty mouth twenty years from now probably isn't going to do the trick.

Of course, most guys take many years to figure this out, so until then, just botox, purge, and bikini wax until you can sex-trap a rich dude and get in a wicked knife fight with his estranged step-daughter.

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This is a nice response, even with the goofy jokes. Michael, you're slowly restoring my faith in the male of the species. Thank you. :)

Jbourne

Your literal interpretation was hilarious but, maybe she meant to say like they only look at her pretty mouth when shes talking but aren't paying attention to what shes saying (they don't care about her personality)- that is to say there motivation is entirely sex based (mouth-related or otherwise...)

Jbourne

*their motivation (refering to men)
years of aim has erroded my pronoun integrity. Its all "Ur this" and "There that" and "i is hungry, ru?" But im taking this opportunity to say enough is enough: I'm standing up for my pronouns... OUR pronouns.

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What a lovely day for a 3616641! SCK was here

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