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what's the best way to flirt with a construction guy?

Shout "Nice poop cutter, toots!" Or "Lookin' tasy, sticky buns!" Try "Are you ALL muscle?"

Whistle. Hiss. Snicker. Flick your tongue between your fingers. Grab your crotch. Practice saying "heh-heh-heh." High-five your sisters from another mister.

Offer to buy him a construction workers favorite drinnk -- a tallboy and a shot of Jager.

Or just, you know, smile. He's just a man. A normal guy with a normal heart and he will be receptive to that smile. All men are. You know the smile I'm talking about. That smile that's as sweet and slow as syrup, As if you're telling yourself a joke in your head. And the punchline is "You're cute. Talk to me."

THAT smile.

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Fun beginning to your answer, and then you nailed it with the ending. Ahh, the fine art of seduction is so irrestible~ Nicely done! Thanks, John

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Beautiful answer!

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