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What's the name of that contraption men used to wear to hold their socks up? Please please tell me. Do men use it anymore?

Duct tape?

I dunno. Google that shit.

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Tariana

I got all cookie seeing them... My grandpa used rubberbands. Can't see 'em underneath the pants anyway. ;)

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Dear Wise-Ass, you could have replied more graciously. And no, I did not pose the question. There is a reason why the asker chose to ask you and not the other guys on the panel.

- Amelia

Cary McNeal

I was trying to be funny. I guess it didn't come across that way.

Sometimes you get the Wise, sometimes you get the Ass.

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Wow. Ok, first of all, he's right--Google shit like that. Why did she ask some guy on the internet that was most likely gonna have to Google it himself in order to answer? Illogical. Second of all, she asked Wise Ass. I mean, come on.

Third of all, this is a free, public website. The guys aren't obligated to answer questions in a certain way. It's not like we're paying for their opinions; we get to read it for free whether we think it sucks or is pure wisdom.


--Carly (haha I'm trying to figure out why you did this--your name is already in the "name" field...)

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I asked the question. Sometimes I think of questions and come on Guyspeak and ask whoever I think might answer, 1. Because I want to see if they WILL answer and 2. Because I want to see HOW they will answer. My feelings weren't hurt, though I appreciate Amelia's concern. The answer was what I expected from Wise Ass: funny and wise-ass-y.

Cary McNeal

Thanks for being a good sport, Tray.

Cary McNeal

I love you, Carly.

chrissie1101

for what it's worth i thought it was funny. i am sure there are some men that have tried that with duct tape. einstein himself said, "there are some questions better left unasked when you can investigate the answer for your self."

Cary McNeal

Bless you.

Auntie

You know, reading some of the comments on these questions make me laugh.

I just read them, then try to catch myself from saying; "You know, they ruined a perfectly good asshole by putting teeth in your mouth."
Some people just don't know how silly they look sometimes.

Great stuff Cary. You're my absolute favorite! :) Keep it comin'

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