Boy, I hope the world doesn’t end on Saturday. I still need to finish playing L.A. Noire! And I want to see Green Lantern, and Super 8, and Captain America, and that teacher movie with Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, and maybe Pirates 4 if it comes to the cheaper movie theater and I have a free afternoon. And what about next summer’s The Dark Knight Rises? Did you see the new photo of Tom Hardy as Bane? I hope we’re not all smited (smoted?) before July 20, 2012!
Not to mention the fourth season of Breaking Bad, the Jay-Z/Kanye West collaboration album, the final Game of Thrones book, the end of Marvel’s Fear Itself comic…I want to experience all of those things! Plus, if the world ends in a fiery fireball tomorrow, I’ll never find out who the boss is on The Office.
And, of course, I want to be able to continue to chat with and help all of you. So many more questions to be answered! Certainly the Almighty wants you to know whether or not he likes you or “like likes” you!
Though, if the rapture does happen, I hope angels with swords come down and like slash all the unbelievers and there are freaky-looking demons everywhere and those who are “left behind” have to band together to fight the angels and demons with machine guns and rocket launchers and its like End of Days, only we have cooler weapons and it’s not sucky, and also I get to use a samurai sword for some reason. (Luckily the CDC has a guide for preparing for a zombie attack.)
Honestly though, I think the whole “I’m chosen/you’re not” thing is a major reason why we have so many religious conflicts in the world. And, from what I’ve read, the current doomsday craze isn’t based on anything in the Bible. In fact, many Christian scholars have questioned the math on this one. It’s just some evangelical nut’s prediction. Man, church is going to be awkward for Harold Camping on Sunday…
What do you think? Do you believe all this end times talk? What would you want to do before The Rapture? Have you see The Rapture, starring Mimi Rogers? Good, creepy flick!