Oh God I hope not. Getting old is hard enough. You forget where you put the remote, start calling Twitter “The Twitter.” Wait a minute…I do that now! My penis is going to start shrinking at an alarming rate!
No. They don’t shrink with age. As Seinfeld told us, there is some “shrinkage” after we go in the pool or take a polar bear swim in the icy cold ocean. But as Viagra ads and the movie It’s Complicated tell us, older men have hot, active sex lives with no fear of penis shrinkage.
Why the concern? Are you dating an older man? Are you a young man concerned about the fate of your member? Relax. Everything is fine.
Although, they do say the penis can shrivel up and die from lack of use. Just something to keep in mind.