Fulfilling my earlier commitment to back-to-back labia questions answered, here is my response to question numero duo regarding el labia. We now move from color to size.
My Dear Lady,
I'm sorry your sexual travels have not yet landed you a man who appreciates the magnitude of your hanging labia. Like Paula Cole asking, "Where have all the cowboys gone?" or Joan Baez asking, "Where have all the flowers gone?" You simply want a man who enjoys a little heft to his lady's southern lips. I get it.
Well, let me start with a little anecdote. I once dated a woman with pronounced labia. She, perhaps boastfully or perhaps eager to defend what she thought I'd goof on, pointed out very quickly in our relationship that long labia are known in some cultures as desirable "rose petals," -- that they are qualitatively better than shorter labia because they sort of cushion and wrap around the base of the penis during intercourse. In other words they add pleasure to the man and woman because it provides more genital contact.
Was she lying? I don't know. I couldn't stand her for most of the time we were together, so it's hard for me to say definitively if her longish labes were a bonus -or just an extension of her web of horror. I do remember visually getting a kick out of seeing the labes sort of unfurl and grip the wang during sex. But alas, perhaps this is too much information - and not about you.
To answer your question directly: Where are all the guys that like labia minor? They are off Route 46 in Totowa, NJ, just south of the Guitar Center in the far parking lot. They are around, Dear Reader. You will find them. But in all seriousness, nobody should make you feel disgusted with your body. Even if your labes were 8 inches long. Well, 8 inches maybe, but 2mm? 1cm stretched? That's not packing so much is it? Protect your ego and body against anyone that would insult you.
Cover up and kick them out. Until you find your ultimate Labia King, steer dead clear of men that diss your crotch. I assure you, you've recently just run into a bad batch of men. Most guys will greet your labia minora with minor, if any, pause at all.
Funny Guy
Uhh wtf. I doubt even 50% of guys could identify a labia, much less know what "size" is "normal." You must be dating weirdos. I mean, for real. Most guys are just happy to be in the presense of a bare vagina.
This is so true! After seeing all of these labia questions - I'm suprised to find that it's even an issue! I've never had a guy go down there on an expedition and size up my labia! Who are these men that do this?
Have the guys you've got with ever even seen a real life labia before? D:
Perhaps go looking for the blokes who don't base all their sexual expectations on what they've seen in porn.
Yeah, I think most guys think women's vagina look like porn star vaginas. WEIRD...most of those ladies dont even have a labia! Just weird little holes. YIKES. Most women have labia, especially darker skin women have larger ones. And its like a petal..embrace yo body.