Dear Kelsey “Crazy-Ass” Grammar,
The ass slap during sex has been a long-standing practice. It’s older than porn, it’s older than your great great-grandparents, it’s even older than modern language. Rest assured our cave Dad’s were slapping our Cave’s mom’s asses while they were bent over in their master cave suites. “Who’s your Neanderthal. Who’s your Neanderthal, Gunga-Lou?”
Ass slaps during sex are predicated on three things:
1. The Slapper – dominance and control. The ass slapper is showing he’s the king of plowing and each of his (or her) whacks is testament to that. The surprise factor, since the slapped is usually turned forward, adds that extra element of “Shock and Oww”, which leads to his sense of excitement and power.
2. The Slapped – for many there is a raw sexiness to bondage, to lack of control, to being handled (safely) but recklessly. The ass slap is a salute to that. It can add a rush of pain, which the brain further interprets as shame, which under the right vibe can feel…hot. Think “I’m a bad girl. I’m a naughty one.”
3. Porn – monkey see (porn) monkey do (porn). Most porn is male consumed and thus delivers on male fantasies and desires. Slapping a big round ass during sex is what we — the male population — deem hot. Thus it’s a part of most porn sex. Then, in real life, we the monkeys replicate:”I learned it from watching you, Dad (Ron Jeremy)”
So, lets put that all together.
When you have a group of people learning that doggy style and ass slapping go hand in hand, and a population of men and women who genuinely enjoy it, it’s going to be pretty damn popular. Make sense?