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Mystery Man answered this question on November 2, 2010 6:20 PM

My name is legion. I am in every place and every time. When you were born, I was there. When you die, I will be there. Your joys, sorrows, triumphs and defeats - I have witnessed them all.

In other words - don't be so damned nosy.

The name is Mystery Man for a reason.

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lol love this answer haha

Brittany | November 3, 2010 11:41 PM

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I think the hat is the clue, this is clearly Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation!

Laje Kahr | November 9, 2010 3:15 PM

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