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Who started this site? How is it that you got this position as the Wise Ass?

Cary McNeal answered Nosy Neighbor's question on January 3, 2011 5:35 PM

Benjamin Franklin.

Because I am awesome, that's how. Duh.

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I can't believe of all the questions I asked you answered this one!

not noisy neighbor | January 3, 2011 9:31 PM

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Wise-Ass...you're uninspired indirect responses are getting tired. Either be indirect but funny or be direct and give us information. Your schtick is getting old.

Caitlin | January 4, 2011 2:48 PM

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Hey Catilin, go have a cig...you will feel better and not take this so seriously.

lakers replied to comment from Caitlin | January 4, 2011 3:18 PM

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Then indirectly stop reading it. Or directly. Take your pick. I'm not sure you know the difference, but it doesn't matter.

Here's some direct information: it's your, not you're. You will forgive me if I do not take writing tips from someone who lacks a basic command of the English language.

Cary McNeal replied to comment from Caitlin | January 4, 2011 7:08 PM

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hee hee...

that was funny replied to comment from Cary McNeal | January 4, 2011 8:32 PM

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*snerk*

Daisy replied to comment from Cary McNeal | January 4, 2011 9:44 PM

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Hahahah...Good one Cary!!! I was about to turn into a smart-ass myself and reply to Caitlin, but of course, you beat me to it. Chapeau (like always)!

DareDream replied to comment from Cary McNeal | January 4, 2011 10:51 PM

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I do 4-5 serious answers for every Wise-Ass-y one-liner (which is part of my job, btw). That's why complaints like this are silly.

And I'm almost always direct.

Cary McNeal replied to comment from Caitlin | January 5, 2011 11:12 AM

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Here I was reading this and thinking of proposing to you... I love your answers, especially the Wise-Ass-y-one-liners!

grayeyeddame | January 5, 2011 8:57 PM

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Thank you!

Cary McNeal replied to comment from grayeyeddame | January 5, 2011 9:40 PM

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You're very welcome! Now would you prefer me on one knee or something a little different like asking you via billboard on your route to the grocery store?

grayeyeddame | January 5, 2011 10:11 PM

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Or if you want to get really frisky I could have it shaved into my back hair ;)

grayeyeddame replied to comment from grayeyeddame | January 5, 2011 10:13 PM

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That's so hot.

Cary McNeal replied to comment from grayeyeddame | January 6, 2011 2:17 PM

Score: 5

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