I love this game!!!

1. Neither. Robbie P is sort of attractive in a messed up way, but he's too weird for either. And Taylor Lautner is a minor.

2. Again, neither. Both characters are crazy beyond tolerability.

3. Boff Robert, marry Johnny.

4. I don't watch Gossip Girl.

5. Boff John, marry Paul.

6. Again, never watched it.

7. Eh...I'd be too afraid to boff or marry either.

8. Boff and marry Aiden. Big is an ass.

9. Boff Casey, marry Ben. I don't really care though. I don't follow Affleck gossip.

10. Boff Washington, marry Lincoln.

11. Boff Batman, marry Superman.

I think you hit the nail on the head. Beyonce is the girl you mess around with, she's pretty but it doesn't seem like she can hold a solid conversation. Alicia's the whole package!

Ok wait. We're girls! Boff & marry aren't exacly the same, but this is a little like picking your favorite color & having the choices be chocolate brown, navy blue, or charcoal grey. Not terribly interesting.

George Washington can wrap me in the flag and spank me for glory !

1. Neither Robert Patinson or Taylor Lautner. Sorry, sparkly vamps don't do it for me, and neither to pedophiles.

2. No idea who either is.

3. This one is hard... I'd probably boff Depp, and marry Downey Jr. he's more my style

4. I don't watch Gossip Girl and therefore have no idea who you're talking about.

5. I'd boff both of them, but neither would I deign to marry.

6. Don't watch Dawson's Creek.

7. Boff and marry Chuck Norris.

8. Boff Mr. Big, marry Aidan

9. Boff and marry Casey. Ben reminds me too much of Superman.

10. This one just seems wrong somehow... Not entirely sure how, but I'm sure it is...

11. Unfortunately, there's no kill option, so I'll settle for boffing and marrying Batman.

boff Taylore marry Rob-he plays guitar and sings, but is alergic to my vagina :(
boff Sawyer the bad boy, marry Jack the doctor
boff Johnny quick cuz he's married, marry Robert cuz he isn't
Who?
ummm who wrote the better songs?
No
Chuck Norris-cuz he's Chuck Norris
Who?
boff Ben-goes through relationships pretty quickly, plus married, marry Casey
Can't think about my forefathers in such carnal terms
Boff BATMAN!!!! Boff him til Gotham City burns to the ground cuz he's too busy boffing me instead of fighting crime. Marry Superman for the security, and easy travel.

Okay, I'll play...

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
Boff Taylor, Marry Rob

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
Boff Sawyer, Jack can piss off

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
Marry Robert, Johnny... *shrug*

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
Boff Chuck (he's like the definition of shamefuck), and Chace Crawford is gay so, um, no thank you

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
Boff and marry John, Paul *yawn*

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
Dawson can be my buddy, Pacey I would marry

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
Ew

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?
Bleargh

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
Zzzzzzzzz

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
Boff Abe, Marry George (he grew a lot of weed, didn't he?)

-- Superman or Batman?
Boff Batman, if it's the Christian Bale version anyway, marry Superman

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
Boff Taylor, marry Rob
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/images/taylor-lautner-rolling-stone-shirtless.jpg
he just looks like he could lay some pipe!
-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
dont watch it, but Matthew Fox in Party of Five was hawt!

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
I'm a fan of polygamy : ) That way I can boff and marry them both...if i had to choose, Johnny has my heart

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl? yuck to both!

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney? ew to Paul young and old, John all the way

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek? didnt watch this either, but Pacey is slightly better looking

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris? both are way too old for me, and nasty looking to boot

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City? Aidan Aidan Aidan!!! Has anyone seen in in U.S. Of Tara? The shower scene...beyond words!

-- Ben or Casey Affleck? marry Ben, boff Casey

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? Since George resembles my mother, I have to exclude him altogether.

-- Superman or Batman? tough choice.... Batman looks like he would be a better lover, so boff him and marry Clark.

Dude!!! Don't you know you would die if you boffed Superman?! lol Super ejaculation is very dangerous.

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
I'm not up on the whole twilight thing but I would say boff Taylor, marry Rob just cause I would have to put a bag over Rob's head to consider boffing him.

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
I would boff Jack and marry Sawyer. He's turning out to be a pretty good guy.

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
This is a tough one. I think I would boff Robert and hopefully boff him a couple more times and then marry Johnny cause he seems like a good family guy.

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
I don't know who these guys are. Sorry.

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
I think I would boff Paul and marry John. Anyone who can be with Yoko Ono is cool by me.

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
All I remember about these guys was how whiny they were. I think I would boff Dawson and marry Pacey cause I think Pacey was less whiney maybe.

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
Definitely boff Chuck and marry Mr. T. Chuck kinda scares me.

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?
I don't know this show too well but isn't Big super rich? if so then I would marry him and boff Aidan.

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
Boff Casey, marry the more famous one. lol

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
Didn't Washington have a bunch of slave hos or something? I think I would boff him and marry Abe.

-- Superman or Batman?
Like I said deadly sperm so I would boff Batman instead and marry the Superman. Also I like the easy travel idea. lol

Most definitely boff AND marry Sawyer over Jack. (Josh Holloway is on my "list.") Also, boff young John, marry young Paul. The rest I don't care about or don't know who they are.

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
Based on looks alone, to boff, Pattinson. However, he starred in Twilight just to hit on Kristen Stewart (that's her name right?), which means he totally does not take his acting seriously. That's a huge minus. So I won't marry either.

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
Neither really! I have no idea who these are. Because I don't watch enough TV.

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
They're both really hot. I'd boff both, but I think I'd marry Depp. Is that cheating? It's an either/or right :P

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
Don't watch enough TV. Who?

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
I think I would boff John and marry Paul. John is really sexy but he seems like he won't be a good family man.

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
I regret not watching more TV. Who.

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
Ewww. Neither! Bruce Lee instead. To boff and marry!

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?
I don't like Aidan. I'd go with boffing Mr. Big, and not marrying any one of them, because Aidan is boring and Big is a committment-phobe.

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
Neither! I just don't watch enough TV and movies to know :P

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
Hmm. Probably boff Washington, and marry neither. I don't like the idea of being first lady.

-- Superman or Batman?
Neither. Both have issues, both need a psychoanalyst, and those sad costumes don't turn me on.

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
ummmm Rob looks like a half shark half man kind of person so I would boff and marry Taylor.

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
I don't watch Lost so I have no idea who either are.

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
Ohhhh man I would most definitely boff Robert Downey Jr. many,many,MANY times. Then marry Johnny Depp when I need to settle down.

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
I don't watch this show. Is it any good? I tried reading the books but they were just too horrible.

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
Boff Lennon, marry McCartney

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
I never watched this show but i DO know the theme song :D

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
I wouldn't want to boff Mr.T because i HATE his mohawk. But i would have a boffless marriage with chuck norris because he would probably kill me during the boffing process since he is.....you know....chuck norris

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City
I don't watch Sex and the City

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
Boff Ben marry Casey because I don't really like Ben's face. So I would rather boff him for a few hours than look at it forever

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
Abe rocks my socks! So i would boff and marry him.

-- Superman or Batman?
Boff and marry Batman since he is just too sexy, except for that weird voice Christian Bale does. Superman is too.....good. But really what is up with Christian Vale and that voice thing. It irks me.

Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)

Robert, hands down. C'mon, he so...dirty! In a smelly clothes kind of way. Sexy! As long as there's at least deodorant.

And I don't think you have to be THAT young to find either of them attractive. Tell that to all the Twi-Moms.

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?

Josh Holloway. Never watched Lost but just googled Holloway and, man, is he the shiz-nit.

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?

Johnny. Robert looks like he has bad breath a lot of the time. He's cool, but he looks like he wakes straight up from bed in the morning and hits the coffee before the toothbrush. That's just me.

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?

Meh. I don't know. They both kinda look the same to me. I think they should "boff" each other. He, he...

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?

Probably Lennon. Paul is cute with his sad-looking eyes, but Lennon just looks too damn soulful for his own good. Gotta love it.

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?

Again, meh. Never watched the show just cause I hated the damn opening song.

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?

Oh my god...really Nick?

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?

Aidan, just cause I liked him in Big Fat Greek Wedding and United States of Tara.

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?

No, thanks. Casey Affleck is by far better looking, but they can both take their five o' clock shadow, big gut, old Chinese food eating asses somewheres else.

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?

Hmm...were they ever hot? Then again, GW would probably lose his teeth during "boffing" and we all know how gross they looked. 'Sides, I've always thought GW looked like he has bad breath.

-- Superman or Batman?

As if there need be an answer.

....but it would be Batman, all the way. Sigh...if only he'd try to make our relationship work after that!

Can I boff Both Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp??? Maybe not at the same time, but I'd like to sample both. Or maybe enjoy the gourmet. ;)

Rob vs. Taylor? God, I feel like such a cradle-robber...Boff and marry Rob.

Superman vs. Batman. Boff Superman, marry Batman. As long as it's Val Kilmer. He was THE BEST Batman. Ever.
sigh...

I would bang Taylor Lautner. Not marry either of them, but definitely bang Taylor just so I can tell my grandkids...

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?

I don't watch lost so neither.

-- Boff Johnny, Marry Robert.

-- Boff Chuck, about... 10 000 times. Then settle down and marry Nate.

-- boff paul, marry john! ( so I can save him from being shot and we can grow old together!)

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?

-- Umm... neither

-- Boff Big, MARRY AIDEN! Carrie should've picked him first!!!

-- Boff Casey, Marry Ben.

-- Boff George, Marry Abe

-Boff Superman, Marry Batman (I've been too fixated on him, I can't let go.)

First off godd choice nick - though I don't find beyonce the amazingly hot, though i dislike her more & more as time goes by...

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
MARRY ROB because then I could boff him forever, if I had to boff Taylor once I would, but marrying a buddy of someone you boffed would be weird, & though I feel taylor is young there's no denying he's boffably hot

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
after wikipediaing Josh because I forgot what he looked like & seeing his interests I would definately marry him because life would be fun & he's hot, Matthew Fox just makes me think he was old when I was a kid and never found him hot (just good looking & nice) so I'd boff him once but marry the fun one

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
mmmm both boffable but i think technically rob is the one yo bof & johnny is the one you marry

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
as I know neither I say I'm so happy with marrying rob pattinson again - his voice (talking & Singing) the guitar, those eyes...

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
I think I would marry john & boff paul just because paul seems to have had lady troubles & i wouldn't want the drama with beatles

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
PACEY!! I have been in love with joshua jackson since the first time I saw the mighty ducks. I remember thinking james was hotish so boffing him wouldn't be so bad but joshua jakson & even Pacey as a character would be a lifer

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
I would be afrad of Mr T crushing me & feel like I should get the jewellery so I would like to say no but i'd boff him once & only once because I would be scared & marry chuck - i was a fan of walker texas ranger, i think he would make me feel safe so he's more the marrying kind

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?
If i was able to marry for money then i would marry mr big, he could be romantic - which would make me happy but he's just a boff aiden mmm outdoorsy one right?? sexy - yes?!? he gets the forever boffing and adventuring

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
both are kind of meh, to me casey looks to feminine so i would just boff him in fear that as a couple he would be the pretty one & marry ben

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
so from the wikipedia pictures and brief reading (I am canadian and didn't take much history or pay attention in school) I would marry lincoln because after he was assassinated I could marry someone else and having chosen washington to boff I wouldn't have to deal with either again

-- Superman or Batman?
interesting - i'm not overly familiar with comic story lines so I'm not sure if the whole not boffableness would be true for superman, but from what I have seen I would probably be happy either way cuz from smallville briefness I've seen clark's farmboynesss is hot & sweet so i could either do him and marry him and batman well his broken childhood moodyness is intriguing & I am the type of girl who would totally help mend his wounds - and being batman (no powers & that agile) he'd be sexxy as heck to boff so this one could go both ways for me
but to make a decision i'll boff superman & marry batman

Your answer made me laugh. =]

-- Lautner for both I guess. Pattinsons face is far too similar to a foot to do anything other than stare at it in confusion.

-- I don't know who they are.

-- Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. A million times Johnny. I'd pick Depp over god, but I think Robert is especially unattractive on top of everything. His eyes bug.

-- Again, don't watch it.

-- Paul, he's a sweetie.

-- Yet again, don't watch.

-- Haha, ew. Neither!!!

-- *shrug*

-- Casey. :]

-- Errr... boff Lincoln marry Washington.

-- Batman for both.

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
Neither. But in my crazy over-dramatic teen girl mind: Marry and Boff Pattinson and kill Lautner. I mean...yeah, "off" Lautner.

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
OMG. Boff Sawyer and Marry Jack. They both have such inner turmoil!

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
Definitely Boff Robert Downey Jr. and Marry Johnny Depp.

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
Who? What?

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
Boff Young Paul McCartney (he could harmonize like nobody's business), Marry Young John Lennon.

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
"off" Dawson (what a lil whiney bitch) and Boff/Marry Pacey *swoons* tortured soul.

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
I ain't gunna touch it.

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?
OMG. Aidan all the way. She (Carrie) did him wrongggGG. He's in the SITC 2 movie though..leave him be, Carrie!

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
Boff Ben, Marry Casey.

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
Boff George and Marry Lincoln, republicans can spice things up, I hear. Plus, The Emancipation Proclamation anyone? That was THUG back then.

-- Superman or Batman?
I've seen the Smallville drama. Boff Superman and Marry Batman.

Boff Johnny Depp, then marry him, then never let him out of bed for all the boffing.

Johnny Depp FTW!!

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?) There's not a bargepole long enough that I would touch RPatz with, but I'd SO do a no-pants dance with Taylor

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)? Blah and Blaher, I'd be washin my hair that night.

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp? Boff Johnny, marry Robert. Think of all the witty banter!

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl? Boff Nate, marry Chuck. You'd never be bored....

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney? Bleurgh! Neither.

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek? Marry Pacey! I loved him way back when....

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris? Marry Mr T and Boff Chuck Norris. You'd never run outta bling!

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City? Boff Mr Big and marry Aidan. I always have to turn that ep in season 3 off when she cheats on Aidan for the first time, to stop the RAGE comin.

-- Ben or Casey Affleck? Do I have to?

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? Nah, neither.

-- Superman or Batman? Boff Supes, Marry Batman. Obviously.
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-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?) Neither, too young.

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)? No clue who they are.

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp? Both, either. Don't mind.

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl? No clue who they are.

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney? Neither. Ewwww!

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek? No clue who they are.

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris? Neither.

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City? Boff Big, marry Aidan.

-- Ben or Casey Affleck? Boff Ben. Skip Casey.

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? Neither.

-- Superman or Batman? Boff and/or marry either that would have me.

1) Taylor Lautner?

2) Sawyer (Josh Holloway)

3) Johnny Depp?

4) Nate

5) Young John Lennon

6) Pacey

7) Chuck Norris?

8) Neither

9) Ben Affleck?

10) Gross!

11) Batman

-- Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (Or neither?)
**Mneh...Taylor Lautner by default (I'm a native american from WA State so I'm biased)

-- Lost castaways Sawyer (Josh Holloway) or Jack (Matthew Fox)?
**Sawyer

-- Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp?
**JOHNNY! Over anyone and everyone!

-- Chuck or Nate from Gossip Girl?
**Uumm....never been privy to watch this nonsense

-- Young John Lennon or Young Paul McCartney?
**John Lennon, would most def be Yoko!

-- Dawson or Pacey from Dawson's Creek?
PACEY! I've always been a Pacey girl!

-- Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
**Chuck Norris

-- Mr. Big or Aidan from Sex and the City?
**Mr. Big (in large part because of his name tee hee)

-- Ben or Casey Affleck?
**Casey

-- Abraham Lincoln or George Washington?
Abraham Lincoln (I think the wood teeth might give me splinters)

-- Superman or Batman?
**OH BRING ON THE BAT CAVE! I would defile that cave in ways he couldn't even IMAGINE!!!

-- Brad Pitt or Sam Worthington (Clash of the Titans, Avatar)
easy, Brad Pitt is disgusting! Sam on the other hand is hott! Marry Brad, Boff Sam

-- Justin Timberlake or Usher? Usher is sexier. Justin was only really hot in Tearing up my Heart! lol, but I would marry him over usher.

-- George Clooney or Russell Crowe? Ew to George! Russell all the way! Marry George and just have seperate houses

-- Lady Gaga or Ke$ha? Lady Gaga!!! Boff her, and Ke$ha would probably get on my nerves really quickly, but marry her.

-- Jon Stewart or Conan O'Brien?
What sucks here is that I cannot imagine ever boffing Conan, so I "have" to marry him. Joh is pretty sexy

-- Angelina Jolie or Salma Hayek? Boff Angelina, over and over and over and over and over again! Marry Salma who I believe is amazingly beautiful but would also be a great partner. Something tells me I'm not really straight at all : )

Brad or Sam? Boff and marry Sam, Brad got nasty looking after he grew that yucky beard.

Justin or Usher? Boff Usher (again and again), marry Justin b/c I wouldn't know what else to do with him.

George or Russell? Boff George, he doesn't want to marry anyway. Marry Russell Crowe and duct-tape his mouth shut.

Lady Gaga or Ke$ha? Boff Lady Gaga, just to see if she really does have boy parts under the girl parts. Ke$ha I would marry only for the money. *grin

Jon or Conan? I would boff AND marry Coco, he takes sexy geek to a whole 'nuther level. Oh my God....hot

Angelina or Salma? Angelina is to boff ONLY (she's smokin'), Salma to marry--I think she would be a good wife; she's so cool. :)

Awesome choices! Let's keep it going. Here are some more in case you don't watch Lost, Gossip Girl, or Sex and the City:

-- Brad Pitt or Sam Worthington (Clash of the Titans, Avatar)
**BRAD, BRAD, BRAD...AND BRAD AGAIN!

-- Justin Timberlake or Usher?
**OOO! Do you see the way these men move... But I'm not the marrying type so I'd boff Justin

-- George Clooney or Russell Crowe?
**RUSSELL! Even when he's throwing phones!

-- Lady Gaga or Ke$ha?
**EESH! NEITHER!

-- Jon Stewart or Conan O'Brien?
**Oh! Jon Stewart is a sexy older man...and although Conan is funny and I was totally Team CoCo! I'm picking Jon

-- Angelina Jolie or Salma Hayek?
**I'd do dirty, wrongful things to do dirty wrongful things to Miss Jolie!

1) If we're pretending that boffing Taylor Lautner doesn't make you a pedo, I'd boff them both and marry Taylor.

2) I think I've had this question on my mind since Season 1. Today, I'll say Sawyer, but it changes on, like, an hourly basis.

3) Robert Downey Jr.

4) Don't watch, sadly.

5) I'd rather just have them both around to serenade me.

6) Pacey. Hands down.

7) ...

8) I actually just had this conversation with a (straight) guy friend. We both agreed on Mr. Big. Though marrying Aidan isn't a bad idea, either...

9) Casey.

10) In a world where Lincoln's looks would have matched his epic-ness, Lincoln all the way. Otherwise? Neither.

11) Batman. Duh.

-- Brad Pitt or Sam Worthington (Clash of the Titans, Avatar) Boff Brad and marry Sam "Manly Man" Worthington

-- Justin Timberlake or Usher? Boff Usher and... shop with JT

-- George Clooney or Russell Crowe? Boff George and marry Russell Crowe.

-- Lady Gaga or Ke$ha? No thank you

-- Jon Stewart or Conan O'Brien? Neither

-- Angelina Jolie or Salma Hayek? Get a restraining order against Angie and marry Salma.

Casey Affleck is hot sex!

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