I like your style, Anonymous. Taking the time to go online and ask me who John Holmes is, rather than Wikipedia or Google , which came up with about 17,900,000 results in 0.15 seconds.
John Holmes is one of the most prolific and well-known porn stars of all time. Arguably, The Porn Star, balls down. He had an enormous wang. I mean like nuts big, and this was back in the day before photo-shop and bullshit prosthetics and all sorts of porno magic tricks were common place.
John Holmes was the real deal and as such carved his name deep into the industry.His life and times - 14,000 sex partners, drugs, gangs, hookers and general '70's and '80's debauchery, were inspiration for boogie Nights, Wonderland and a bunch of other documentaries. I saw this one a few years back and parts of it are still seared into my mind.
Like all larger than life characters, Holmes' life became a mix of reality and mythology. His prick was 11 inches. No his prick was 13 inches. No, no his prick was 15 inches and owned property in The Keys. NO ,NO, NO, you're all wrong. I knew John Holmes' penis. John Holmes' penis was my friend. His prick was12 inches thick,16 inches long and made the best pancakes this side of Laurel Canyon.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, if you like to see people suffer, Mr. Holmes contracted AIDS and lived a miserable last few years of life before succumbing to various complications in March of 1988. His films and legend live on...on the internet.
Well, that's the long and long of it. Enjoy.
Funny Guy
Who is Ron Jeremy? haha j/k.
;)
wasnt there a mark wahlberg movie called boogie nights?
I loved his boast "my dick is so big I would blackout if I got a full erection!"
Hands down, Apple's app store wins by a mile. It's a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but I'm not sure I'd want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case.