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Why do guys always fart in my mouth?

Mystery Man answered this question on November 12, 2010 2:50 PM

You have truly appalling taste in men.

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I do believe I'm actually dumber for having read this.

thenormalgirl | November 12, 2010 12:53 PM

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what are you doing with your mouth up his @$$ anyway?

skye | November 12, 2010 7:43 PM

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And what do you mean "always?!"

Red Williams | November 13, 2010 3:56 AM

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it's an epidemic! :)

kittycollins replied to comment from Red Williams | November 15, 2010 2:17 AM

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Human centipede!!

Jack black | November 13, 2010 9:40 PM

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I will never be able to hear the word "fart" again without thinking about this. Thank you.

Marie | November 14, 2010 12:06 AM

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because the fart smells better than your breath?
...or maybe they think you'd enjoy it?
...or maybe you expressed an interest while talking in your sleep?

"You want me to what? Hmmm. OK!"

runecire | December 23, 2010 10:17 PM

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Because women prefer to fart in your ears...

Savaraktranemia | March 25, 2011 3:16 PM

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