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why do guys find belly rings so sexy?

I have two theories: one is that women who have perforated paunches are more liable to show off their midriffs. And men love to eyeball free skin. The second theory is that dudes who find bellybutton rings sexy also grew up masturbating to Britney Spears.

Personally, bellybutton rings are almost a deal breaker for me. I can deal with a woman who has a "tramp stamp," a tattoo at the base of the spine that is generally a butterfly, unicorn, or cheesy Celtic symbol. I dated a body piercer for years and years. She was inked up and she had so much metal stuck in her, she jangled when she walked. I had neither tattoos or piercings. Which was probably why my nickname around her shop was "Narc." Even though i could roll a mean joint.

Everyone rolled their eyes and snickered at young chicks who wanted to get bellybutton rings. Because of this ex-girlfriend, I learned that the bellybutton ring is one of the most painful piercings. It takes weeks to heal, and is easily infected. And as a dude who banged it out with a chick who had ALL kinds of exotic chinks in her, let me tell you that a bellybutton ring has no functional purpose.

A tongue ring can be a lot of fun, specifically for the dude. Nipple rings are fun for whoever is wearing them. A pierced nipple is like sex ignition. Just turn it. And every man should sleep with a woman who has her gentle nubbin of pleasure pierced. All you have to do is wink at it, and she her orgasm will shake the windows.

But a bellybutton ring? Whatever. A woman with one of those isn't serious about body modification. If you're not, why bother? A guy who insists on one is kind of creepy. Or worst: boring and unoriginal.

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LOL! I always tell guys that I don't need piercings because I know what I'm doing in bed! To me...piercings SCREAM, "I'M INEXPERIENCED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'M DOING SO I NEED TO SUPPLEMENT MY FUN PARTS WITH JEWELRY!"

ROTFLMAO!!!! Be patient and learn how to pleasure your partner. Body jewelry is for the lazy and unimaginative...

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"a woman who has her gentle nubbin of pleasure pierced. All you have to do is wink at it, and her orgasm will shake the windows"

Really? I was always concerned that piercing the button might lessen it's sensitivity... hmmm... will have to rethink that one....

Thanks, John!

BTW, I agree on the belly button piercing thing... too much like tramp stamps.. unimaginative, common...

Also, BTW, not all tattoos in the small of the back are tramp stamps. Mine is quite original (designed it myself) and the location choice was to cover a scar.

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Well, this certainly clears some things up...

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I enjoy my belly button ring because it helps me feel sexy. I've had body issues my whole life and when I finally felt confident to get it I went out and got it done, now I just use it as a reminder that I can feel sexy. It also didn't hurt nearly as much as others.
My nine other piercings and tattoo have just been fun and exciting, I love them and love seeing the looks on guys faces when they see them for the first time

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I completely agree. I got mine pierced for me...though I will say if it get flicked by a guys tongue...it feel amazing in a weird way haha. Marsha, that's awesome, I have 10 piercings also, amen!

nightantics75

Yeah I must say I carry the scarlet piercing myself. Aaaah well. I got it when I was sixteen, and never took it out. Its the only body piercing I have, and I am kind of proud of it. Guys don't peg me as a pierced body kind of gal, so it is always a surprise for them. Mostly a good surprise.

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That's like my tat..it's hidden and jaws always drop when people find out I have a tat. That's right a white nurse from the 'burbs has a tat..I don't play by the rules all the time ;-)

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One thing I love about my navel piercing is that it doesn't interfere with the job search process. I have a nose stud and I've had an eyebrow pierced in the past, and while they were cute and fun, those don't always fly at the workplace (although the nose stud is more okay than eyebrow, usually). Lots of people, me included, find nipple and clit piercings to be terrifying, so the navel is a great piercing for those that want one but can't have one at their job.

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