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Why do men pee in the shower?

The same reason why they pee in bushes, in alleyways while drunk, and into empty Coke bottles while on long road trips during college: because they have to go, and no one is looking. Also, they're lazy. If he's showering with someone, he should ask first. And clean the shower afterwards. If anyone else is using the shower, he should clean it. Actually, it's safe to say he should clean his shower period. It's probably filthy.

What, you've never done it? Not once? C'mon, fess up. Some women do it too. Well, Madonna at least. She told David Letterman she did it during that infamous interview from like a million years ago. Remember when that was considered controversial? Man, the world was a different back then. The YouTube video I linked to above has a freaking VHS time code for pete's sake. Madonna also claims urinating on your feet cure's athlete's foot, which I don't believe for a second. Anyway, peeing in the shower. Does it bug you? Tell him to use the toilet like a grown-up. And make him break out the scrubbing bubbles afterwards.
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I highly doubt she hasn't EVER peed in the shower. :P I do it all the time, as I think most people do. Again, this isn't a guy/girl thing, it's something some women do and some men do. Pee is a liquid, it washes right down the plug along with the water, which by the way is also filled with your dirt and sweat and whatever else you've managed to pick up during the day. If you washh your shower regularly, it's fine. Pee is also sterile, it's not like you're crapping germs and filth all over yourself.

Which one of my friend's housemates used to do. Saying everyone peed in the shower, so why shouldn't he poo? He wasn't a housemate for very long.

TheBMG

Every thing's getting washed away anyway. If it makes you feel any better, I always aim directly for the drain.

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I'm a female, and I'm a nurse. As another commenter pointed out, urine is sterile when it firsts exits the body. Washed right down the drain, it's no big deal. If I'm showering and I have to whiz, (which is a highly technical medical term, mind) I just let go. I don't want to have to get out of the shower and dry off so as not to get the toilet seat wet. Which is probably laziness, but so be it. Peeing in the shower is not a big deal. I've dealt with far worse than a little urine in my time.

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Not that I think there is anything wrong with this (I pee in the ocean all the time) but I dont understand peeing in the shower. The toilet is right there. How long are you in the shower that you suddenly have to go to the bathroom when you didnt have to before you got in the shower? Are you drinking the water as you shower, that you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?

Lunita

Funny you should ask that question--for me there have been times that I get into the shower and all of a sudden have to go really bad. I would hold it because I was thinking that maybe it was kind of gross to do since my boyfriend uses the shower too, but I did it again for the first time about a week ago. It's so simple! Plus I don't know if this is just me, but if I wait until after the shower and I'm not completely dry when I go, the urine stream will sometimes go all crazy. Sorry if this is too much info, but the question opened up the door!

drizzt1750

why waste the water by flushing the toilet, when you're already running the water in the shower and it will just go right down the drain anyways? I'm being environmentally conscience!!

goodkarmagirl

who gets OUT of the shower to pee? Now, THAT'S a problem.
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