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Why does almost every guy go for the skanks???

Here's a little secret about skanks: they're easy. And many guys are lazy. But there are plenty of guys out there who don't go for skanks. They see a skank coming, their "skank-dar" goes off something fierce, and they run the other way.

Sure, many guys go for skanks. Many people take the elevator instead of the stairs. Many people like the self-service aisle in the supermarket, while others prefer to wait in line. If it's the end of the night, and a guy has struck out with nearly every woman in the bar, he might look around for the nearest drunk skank to take home. Particularly if he's young and stupid, and just looking to get laid. Quite often, however, a guy might be actually be attracted to a skank. Perhaps he sees the sweet, interesting person hidden behind the skanky heavy makeup and revealing clothing. Because, whether you like it or not, skanks are people too. Skanks are just as deserving of love as you or I.

Seriously, stop worrying about the skanks. Be the awesomest, friendliest, most alluring you that you can be. If the guys you meet are constantly going for skanks, consider the type of guy you are falling for. Expand your social circle and try to meet a nice guy. Stop going to bars or clubs that skanks and skank hunters frequent.

And let's not be so mean to the skanks. A lot of questions come in asking why men only go for the skanks, the sluts, the tramps, the trollops, the harlots, and the jezebels. Skanks want to fall in love too-- they just show it differently. Maybe their skanky behavior is a subliminal way of seeking their parent's approval. Maybe they think that skanking it up is the only way to land a guy. Or maybe they just like being a skank. As long as you're practicing safe sex, it's none of my business. Go on with your skanky self, skanks.

I am the Lorax! I speak for the skanks. And the trees.  
 

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Men date skanks but they don't marry them. Just sayin'

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Yes, men dont marry them. Why do women marry the jerks then? Never the nice guy. Its backwards for the women, SIGH!

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A former co-worker of mine is (very) well-known for, ahem, showing off her assests to any and all that come across her path. Even though I am a bit envious of her ability to sniff out testosterone from a mile away, she is actually very insecure about herself. So while I tease her about her man-eater ways, she needs my support more than my criticism.

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lol@trollops.

Megan

We all need love. Even if it's skanky love.

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"skanks are people too." that is all kinds of amazing,

baybee2308

most "skanks" are just insecure. they need to have sex or reveal their assets to feel wanted and attractive.

JB

"I am the Lorax! I speak for the skanks. And the trees."

LOVE the Dr. Seuss reference...I think I will use it in my daily life (when appropriate of course).

Sophie Jean

Totes! Don't hate, appreciate! Besides, "men" that go for skanks are not who you should be interested in--it's obvious they have loose morals just the same as the women they're going for, it takes two! Ergo, they are both skanks! On that same note, I don't think it's fair that women get labeled in such a way for being promiscuous (either in dress or in person), when guys are seen as just being guys, or pimps. What a double standard!

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They give it up on the first date. No effort and little $$$ required. Only have to listen to their mindless babbling for a few hours before doing what you came to do. And they're usually hotter in bed. Now tell me, if you're a guy, who are you going to go for? The one playing hard to get who will put you through financial turmoil while being a high risk for not getting any, or the one who is a high probability of getting some hot action in a hurry?

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Well, according to some people, I'm a skank; I have a huge selection of guys at my whim, and a few of them have even asked me to marry them...and I just got divorced. So yes, skanks also get married too.

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What a lovely day for a 3112256! SCK was here

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What a lovely day for a 4113849! SCK was here

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Yes, yes I agree with this columnist's article. Even though there are the so called "skanks" of this world, at the end of the day, they are humans too.

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