Guyspeak Newsletter Signup

Funny Guy

 
Next Answer »
userpic
userpic

Why is there always a wet spot after sex?

Due to the laws of gravity; the nature of fluids; and the universe's goal to make you feel like a filthy pig after having intercourse, the "wet spot" will always follow intercourse.

This is why making love is also called doing The Nasty. There is a terrific nasty-ish-ness to it all. Anytime you mix semen, vaginal fluids, sweat, and god knows what other oils to the mix, something spotty is going to happen. At one point after sex you and your partner are going to have to unglue from each other, dismount and settle into different positions. Scientifically speaking, when this occurs: sh*ts gonna drop and drip.

If anything, I feel we as humans should be happy that the co-mingling, mashing, and pooling up of these fluids doesn't result in much worse; burn holes in our mattresses, stains of unimaginable colors and foul odors. We should be pleased we need only to change our sheets or throw down a towel after sex; not toss our new Simmons Beauty Rest or Tempur-pedics to the curb.  

Note: it must also be said that "The Wet Spot" can vary from the foul to minimal pooling depending on a few variables: the use of condoms, a woman's vaginal discharge, reached orgasm, temperature of the room and if either partner is operating one of those dental hygienist spit vacuums during sex.

Talk 7
Love it? Hate it? 18
Got A Question? Ask Your Own. »

7 Comments

silkysly

I got nothing....

Sherri

hahahhaha :D that last paragraph is the best ;)

Cary McNeal

WTF, seriously?

user-pic

What if there is never a wet spot? Boyfriend of 6 months swears he's getting off but I don't feel it. Is it possible he just doesn't have a lot of ejaculatation?

user-pic

I have not had enough coffee yet to handle this....

Analabella88

The wet spot can also be some female ejaculation going on aka squirting, some do some don't...

user-pic

Dental hygienist vacuums....wow....what an image.

Leave a comment

(You may use HTML tags for style)

Get GuySpeak in your inbox.

Choose the newsletters you'd like to receive:

Trending Topics

  1. 96 entries are tagged with
  2. 59 entries are tagged with
  3. 70 entries are tagged with
  4. 61 entries are tagged with
  5. 58 entries are tagged with
  6. 215 entries are tagged with
  7. 91 entries are tagged with
  8. 865 entries are tagged with
  9. 60 entries are tagged with
  10. 64 entries are tagged with
  11. 57 entries are tagged with
  12. 93 entries are tagged with
  13. 89 entries are tagged with
  14. 61 entries are tagged with
  15. 53 entries are tagged with
  16. 151 entries are tagged with
  17. 183 entries are tagged with
  18. 63 entries are tagged with
  19. 55 entries are tagged with
  20. 79 entries are tagged with
  21. 60 entries are tagged with
  22. 239 entries are tagged with
  23. 501 entries are tagged with
  24. 95 entries are tagged with
  25. 58 entries are tagged with