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WHY THE HELL AM I STILL SINGLE??? Have i just not met the right guy? Am I too picky? Now that I've declined the guys I'm not interested in, have I ran out of options? There's no one left!!!

You ask an intriguing quesion. Why the hell are you still single? Deep. Such profound study has intrigued men for eons. For it was the Greek philosopher, wordsmith, and 3-time (at that time) world champion tetherball king Oedipus Schmoedipus who pontificated outloud that there are myriad reasons why you are single. Of course he did this in 3.421 BC but that's neither here...nor there.

So let's examine. Have you just not met the right person? Who knows. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time that you're near? Greater men have been stumped by this question. Is it possible that you haven't met the right person. By jove, of course it is. But then one must get into the semantic and boisterous debate on the merits of "right". Does "right" mean perfect in every way that you want or does it mean "man who loves you but chain smokes potpourri". Me no know.

Are you too picky? I don't know. Are you. You've given me nothing to go on here. Could it be that the men you encounter are being picky. Hmmm? Hmmm? Think about it. But you've declined men's advances for lack of interest, as you are prone and wont to do. Thing is, you didn't want those suitors for a reason. They only look appealing at this point because you have no one.

Have you seen I Am Legend? Of course you have. WILL SMITH IS IN IT! *chaching*

Yeah, okay. So THERE? That's where there was no one left. For goodness sake he talked to mannequins. He even FLIRTED with mannequins. Do you know how desperate you have to be for human interaction to cavort and scheme on a mannequin? Exactly. You don't have that problem. Heck, I'm talking to you. Pony up chick.

I don't know why you're still single. But asking me isn't going to change that. Unless of course you send a picture and you're smoking hot in which case, let's turn that frown upside down.

Capiche?

Capiche.

Mmkay.

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I was wondering the same thing once. It turned out it was because I looked like I was 12 years old. It may have been a smart thing to do, turning all those guys down back in the day.

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I have the exact same issue, I can't tell you how many times guys have come up and started to talk me, then asked for age or try to get clues to decipher my age. Its funny seeing the relief on their faces once they find out I'm over 18.

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Maybe its just not your time? Lets say your gods gift. Your beautiful, have a wonderful career, your heads on straight..Yet your a douche magnet (hey even douche bags need love). Do you think your the first beautiful woman whose ever had this problem? Kim Kardashians single, shes like on fire right now (I know, horrible reference , but I do think she is very stunning) . My point is, everyone has a dry spell, everyone has their moment. And one day, it will be your time.

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you answered your question when you said you turned down guys you weren't interested in. when you have standards, there's always gonna be some alone time. when it gets to be 10-15 years, start wondering what's wrong with you. until then, i'd quit sweating it.

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