Is that the title of a country song? I'm just wondering about the caps. If so, I like it, though you might think about shortening it, because that might be hard to sing.
To answer your question... Probably Because Guys Never Throw Away Clothing Until It's Falling Apart Or Stained Beyond Repair, Even When It Has Another Girl's Name In It.
Which begs the question: who saves underwear from the night they lose their virginity? With the girl's name in it? Name and phone number, I could understand, but just her name? Was he afraid he might forget it? When I was little I had underwear with my own name in them, you know, in case I shat myself and left them on the bathroom floor at preschool, but I never had any with someone else's name on them. I wish I had thought of that, though--I could have saved myself a lot of punishment.
Now that your guy tossed his keepsake boxers at your request, maybe you should replace them with boxers with your name written in them.
Thanks For The Question.
I laughed at both the question and answer with this one. The way you used capital letters in your answer, especially the last line, was the icing on the cake. :-D
WA, you crack me up...and you didn't disappoint here, either. Aside from the caps, I love the fact that you used "shat myself." There's a phrase that doesn't get used nearly enough. LOL
Thanks For The Laugh
Let's submit the question to Taylor Swift!
And loved the answer too.
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Wow. How old is the guy anyway? Probably you were his second?!
Get a marker and put your name on one of his boxers too! ;D
Because it is a pair of draws. The name on them is not important. Neither is the name being the girl he lost his virginity to. Guys never throw shit out. If you want him to throw them out girlfriend, you need to do that. He probably won't do it unless he knows it bothers you a lot. Then, he will only throw them out so you will stop talking about it.