Because I did some Googling and found out her last eight boyfriends were found in shipping crates at the bottom of the Potomac.
Because I heard through the grapevine that she's hideous/a bitch/clingy/a Creed fan.
Because she stood me up four years ago, and I finally convinced her to go on another date.
Because I unexpectedly/expectedly got frisky with an ex the other day, and now I think things might be taking off with her and you're back on second string.
Because I realized cruel evolution has designed me to be scared shitless when interacting with the very object of my most fervent desires.
Because I heard they were giving away signed Starcraft 2 concept art down the street.
Because we met online and the alienating effect of having every human interaction screened by a digital intermediary has caused my sense of empathy to atrophy, and I've decided to waste your time and hurt your feelings as a way of exercising power and thereby striving to regain some feeling of control, if only for a brief moment.
Because she fell over.
Love it!
Well...seriuosly, why Mike?
That is one of the most " logical" answers that I have read to date. It is a bit of a power play.
That is one of the most " logical" answers that I have read to date. It is a bit of a power play.
Sounds right to me except for the falling over part.
you don't like her!
beam
love, scotty
What a lovely day for a 3821506! SCK was here
What a lovely day for a 702182! SCK was here