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Will men always think farting is funny?!

NOTE: This question has been edited in order to properly conform to the standards of polite discourse.

Look, not ALL men find farting funny. That's a gross generalization, and it's patently unfair. After all, what is a fart, really? Nothing more than an expulsion of digestive gasses through...of gasses through the rect--I'm sorry, I'm laughing too hard to finish typing that sentence.

Farting is empirically hilarious. We know this because there was a decades-long scientific study proving it. That study was called Television, and most consider it a total success, if lacking in belches.

Although to answer your question more specifically, no, men will not always find farting funny. Eventually evolution will cause the shapes of our anal passages to change such that they no longer produce what we today think of as a "fart sound." Instead, our expelled gasses will make more of a wistful chirp, which I guarantee you men will find absolutely hilarious.

That or the sun will burn out, sputtering as it goes like one of grandma's juiciest.

You see, in the end (get it?!), nothing short of complete and total universal annihilation will keep men (and the most sophisticated women) from enjoying a well-placed fart.

I say if the deafening silence following the end of the world is punctuated by one last, plucky, defiant squeaker, then mankind will have served its purpose. Amen.

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"If the deafening silence following the end of the world is punctuated by one last, plucky, defiant squeaker, then mankind will have served its purpose." ~ LMAO Amen!

Marisel

my boyfriend is always farting when he comes to hang out with me.
i find it funny and im use to it:)

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I'm a girl and happen to think farts are hysterical! Just the word itself makes me giggle. Life is too short...find humor in the little things!

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i needed to laugh...SUCCESS!!! thank you, funny, guy :D

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"if the deafening silence following the end of the world is punctuated by one last, plucky, defiant squeaker, then mankind will have served its purpose. Amen."

That just made my day...I'm female and I love to fart. :D

PastFrk

I fart, and I am a woman! My farts are either Silent But Deadly or loud and all-of-a-sudden. For me, it is not the matter of 'fittin' in with the loud farting guys, it's jus either came out after someone said something funny and caught me off guard in an explosive laughter...or I ate some cabbage, a banana, or a boiled eggs..

Megan

Here's something hilarious. Back in the day where I was in a serious relationship, my bf nominated me to sort the fantesy football teams. What that meant is that the guys would pick players and I would take the players and put them on this thing in color coded boxes. I don't really completly understand what it was that I was doing...

Anyway, from what I've heard, the guys didn't really like that. Mainly because they had been eating pizza and beer all day and they all had to fart really badly and were to the point of being in pain. But they thought that if they all started farting at once, I would run screaming from the house and never talk to my bf again.

They were right. Boys are stupid and smelly.

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me and my boyfriend have been dating a year and a hlaf and the first time he farted infront of me i laughed for at least 30 mins. his are loud but dont smell. mine are silent but deadly. i've farted infront of him before but ive never told him it was me, thatd be pretty embarrassing!

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Trust me Steph, unless you had a gym-sock full of activated charcoal stuffed down the back of your pants to muffle the sound AND get rid of the smell, he knew.

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What a lovely day for a 3792945! SCK was here

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What a lovely day for a 2194553! SCK was here

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