There are some things you don't have to have direct experience with to know something about: Is hitting a grandslam in the World Series exhilarating? Would blowing Chaz Bono be traumatic? Is being wrongly imprisoned for murder not too fun? Would fisting hurt?
Yep, fisting would hurt. Provided you are the fisted. Even if you are the fister, I imagine it's a bit rough on the wrist and forarm. Fisting, for those who don't have internet is the act of shoving/entering your fist into a vagina or as*hole. Though fisting can also take place inside a vagina, let's call fisting short for anal fisting for the sake of this question.
As you know, fingers, penises, butt plugs and vibrators make their way into many a human's bottom. The pressure, tension, motion and commotion all heighten and expand their sexual pallet.
For some these items are not enough, they want more. More feel, more intensity, more width and force. And so the human fist is called into action. If you imagine the human fist in comparison to say your proudest sh*t or that crazy dildo you walked past in the sex shop, the fist still is the hands down size king. Prepare to be stretched, pulled, pushed and all together disemboweled. Bet on fiery pain and deep impact. Bet on discomfort after the hand that rocks your tushie is long gone.
So, if you, the questioner, are about to embark on a night of being fisted, I strongly urge you to buy a gallon of lube, and work up to it S-S-S-L-L-L-O-O-O-O-O-OOoooooooooooooOO-ly.
Rome wasn't built in a day and neither is the art of fisting.
I have to say that I am incredibly offended by the transphobic 'joke' at the beginning of this article. In fact, I am ashamed that this site, which generally is tolerant, would use such a joke.
Please be considerate in the future.
Really? Even in 2011, people are this stuck up? It was a funny question to begin with, kind of a no brainer, as he was implying. We're all adults here (or should be) so why not poke fun at something that would usually be uncomfortable to talk about?
OMG... seriously.... I think Funny Guy blowing anyone would be traumatic not just Chaz Bono. Would you rather of heard George Clooney or Brad Pitt? Gee wiz pissy police.... get the fist out of your ass.
From what I've heard, it's not actually a fist when you put it in... it's more of a "duck head" shape (fingers outstretched, thumb tucked under fingers).
I've never done it myself, but I have heard that "fisting" in a bit of a misnomer in that sense, and it's not actually how you described it. It's more like fingering, but instead of stopping at a certain number of fingers you just keep going.
Um, to be fair, vaginal and anal fisting are 2 very different things. If the question was in reference to vaginal fisting, the answer would be different and probably not one funny guy could really answer. Just Sayin'
Um, to be honest, if a fist in your vag wouldn't hurt, you need to do some Kegels. Even if it's only a "duck head." Just sayin'. And, as a female who enjoys anal action, you put a fist up there, you're maybe geting my foot to your nuts. Again, just sayin'.
I've been a big fan of this site for a while, but I was extremely dissapointed to see a joke at Chaz Bono's expense at the start of this article. I feel that "joke" is inappropriate in any context. If you have the power to edit articles, Funny Guy, please remove that transphobic statement.
it's called the First Amendment.
It's also called Being Funny. Watching TV, reading humorous articles, etc. must be excruciating for you, what with your sensitivity and all.
Give us all a break and stop with the political correctness. You have a lot of nerve to instruct someone to remove anything they've said. Sex with someone in Chaz Bono's situation probably *would* be traumatic for someone who didn't know! Are we supposed to pretend otherwise so you and others don't get their feelings hurt? Enough of that! Grow a backbone!
If anyone thinks the Chaz Bono joke was offensive, you obviously haven't watched "The Family Guy". They make cracks about celebrities constantly - and mean ones. It's funny!! Lighten up!!!
wow!! really? if you don't like what was said stop reading. it was a Joke he did nothing wrong. if you can't take a joke don't tell him to delete his comment close your web browser and don't read anymore!!!
I have been fisted by my wife and can say it doesn't hurt if done properly
I have been fisted by my wife and can say it doesn't hurt if done properly