So the other day I walked outside and I noticed it was raining and I said to myself, "Self, it's raining" to which I replied to myself, "hmmm, that's true if you look at the sky from a certain angle" thought really I just kept my head looking at the same angle I started with in the first place since, well, how many different angles could you really be looking at the sky if you're standing eye level with a cougar and a lamp-post that's really not shedding light as much as it could be considering that we had more light outside than two rappers sitting in Sing Sing mouthing the words to "We Are The World" or any other song that Lionel Richie wrote when he wasn't getting slapped up by his wife.
As I stood there I noticed that a man, not unlike other men I'd seen, which mostly just means he was very similar to other men I'd seen in similar fashion in similar clothes walked towards me without walking into me - if that makes sense - and I noticed that on his right hand he had a tattoo of a beaver - the marsupial - and since I like beavers since they enable to me to say "dam" with reckless abandon I said "hey, I see your beaver" and then he laughed out loud as a chick I recognized from Asian pr0n yelled towards me that I was being rude and racist and I said, "hey...
...no."
bahahahaha awesome thx BFF
OK, I was a-wonderin how you were gonna answer this one.
The answer is amazingly, as usual :)
If a hen and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
(one of my Dad's oldies but goodies).
WTF, exactly.
I recently sent my bf a text that said "The answer is yes. What is your question?" .