First off, thank you. We appreciate your kind words. That said, while we're all highly evolved specimens of sensitive dude-bros, we're not perfect. We've all made mistakes, or had friends who've made mistakes. Maybe we didn't hop into bed with our girlfriend's mom, but we've lived long enough or experienced enough to know that is the worst idea on the list of bad ideas. So we take our life experiences, and what we've gathered from dating, being in relationships and, for some of us, being married, and share that with all of you. Everyone's experience in the dating world is different, but also everyone has some shared experiences. And while none of us are 15, we've all been 15 at one point or another. Though the clothes and taste in music might change, being a 15-year-old guy is pretty much the same in any era. (It's not like today's teens are riding around in rocket cars and having sex with robots or anything. Well, that last part is probably coming.)

But just to reassure you that we are experts on the male mind, here's a handy guide to what men age 15-50 want broken down by age range.

15-21 - Sex and video games

21-34 - Sex, a steady job, and a winning fantasy baseball and/or World of Warcraft team

34-45 - Career stability, maybe a family, some peace and quiet when Breaking Bad or the NBA Finals are on. Also, sex.

45-60 - The kids to be out of the house. They're out of college, for god sakes. How can we have sex when they're still living in the basement?

60 and up - Cialis prescription, comfortable golf pants, you to call your dad once in a while