Oh, man. You weren't supposed to notice that. What can I say--I really like writing for Guyspeak.
Speaking of boners, you'll get one if you join us tomorrow at 1p Eastern for a LIVE chat with the entire Guyspeak crew. That's right, the whole fam damily in one virtual room at the same time, fielding all your important questions like..
"Are my nipples too big?"
"Do I intimidate guys because I'm so hot and amazing?"
"What did my boyfriend Roger really mean when he winked at me last Tuesday at Chili's around 7:40 pm, right after the nachos arrived?"
"He told me to go f**k myself. Does that mean he likes me?"
"You have a boner all the time."
... and more.
Be here tomorrow. 1p/Eastern. Boner optional.
HA! Awesome segue from that "bone" head question.
I'd like to ask CrotchWatcher why waste time asking this, when there are most likely a plethora of unresolved issues in his/her life that can be brought up. Who's with me????
I'm sure many of us would love to understand who or what possesses someone to bound and gag their own mental editor and let this inquiry pass through the brain gate to the keyboard.
On another note...sorry to have missed the live chat...I'm sure it would have been entertaining!
Wow. You do have very interesting and deep questions to answer to...
haha. I'm in love with two of those, they just craack me up. lol."Do I intimidate guys because I'm so hot and amazing?" YES! Becasue you are so full of yourself you leave no space for anyone else to compliment you. Guys don't know what to say. Which means that when they introduce themselves and you just start spouting off about how awesome you are they are going to feel akward and lose interest. don't tell people you're awesome, just be awesome. Don't beat us all over the head with it! Jebus, if you're so bad after they talk to you and get to know you they'll figure you out. Keep blacking their eyes with it and they won't being seeing shit. "He told me to go f**k myself. Does that mean he likes me?" yes honey...he absolutely loves you? I mean why else would he tell you something so insulting that if your girlfriends said it you'd flip out? In some situations I'm sure he could be joking. But if you knew that he was seriously meaning to insult you do you really have to have a second opinion? I don't think he'll be sending flowers soon. lol.