Ha, yeah. Hipsters like curvy blondes. Don't worry. Skinny hipster guys don't exclusively date skinny hipster girls. It isn't a constant American Apparel ad in Hipsterville. Skinny hipster guys are still guys, and no guy is immune to an hourglass figure. It's biological. Just thinking about it is distracting.
Like every other type of guy, hipsters/scenesters/trendsters/whatever we're calling them these days have eclectic taste in women. Some like skinny, American Apparel types with bangs and jeggings. Others prefer curvy burlesque types who look like Bettie Page. And, yes, some have a thing for "All-American" gals. It's possible that the hipster geeks you're crushing on aren't asking you out because they assume you won't be interested. Perhaps they think you won't share their interest in ironic t-shirts, Miller High Life (PBR is so 2007), and whatever album Pitchfork gave a 9.0 to this week.
I'll let you in on a little secret: 90% of hipster types were losers in high school. They move to a big city, get a pair of skinny jeans, grow a beard, start riding a fixie everywhere, and suddenly they're a candidate for Look at This F-ing Hipster. But many still harbor crushes on that aloof blonde cheerleader who sat next to them in biology class.
My advice is to hang out where hipsters congregate as much as possible. Dive bars, faux-dive bars, faux-dive bars that are actually dive bars, bars with retro themes, bars with video games, bars with skeeball, bars with dirt cheap drink specials, indie rock concerts, electro-whatever dance nights, concerts in someone's mom's basement, improv comedy shows, unemployment lines, the Williamsburg and Buswick sections of Brooklyn, the entire city of Portland and the graphic novel section of Barnes & Noble. Be forward and ask a bespectacled, bearded guy for a microbew recommendation. Show him that you get the Internet meme reference on his t-shirt. Ask him for out for coffee after he fixes your laptop at the Apple Genius bar. Or try hipster-friendly dating sites like OK Cupid, Nerve, Alt, and How About We. But, most importantly, find a nice, cute guy who also shares your interests. Then worry about labels.
Like every other type of guy, hipsters/scenesters/trendsters/whatever we're calling them these days have eclectic taste in women. Some like skinny, American Apparel types with bangs and jeggings. Others prefer curvy burlesque types who look like Bettie Page. And, yes, some have a thing for "All-American" gals. It's possible that the hipster geeks you're crushing on aren't asking you out because they assume you won't be interested. Perhaps they think you won't share their interest in ironic t-shirts, Miller High Life (PBR is so 2007), and whatever album Pitchfork gave a 9.0 to this week.
I'll let you in on a little secret: 90% of hipster types were losers in high school. They move to a big city, get a pair of skinny jeans, grow a beard, start riding a fixie everywhere, and suddenly they're a candidate for Look at This F-ing Hipster. But many still harbor crushes on that aloof blonde cheerleader who sat next to them in biology class.
My advice is to hang out where hipsters congregate as much as possible. Dive bars, faux-dive bars, faux-dive bars that are actually dive bars, bars with retro themes, bars with video games, bars with skeeball, bars with dirt cheap drink specials, indie rock concerts, electro-whatever dance nights, concerts in someone's mom's basement, improv comedy shows, unemployment lines, the Williamsburg and Buswick sections of Brooklyn, the entire city of Portland and the graphic novel section of Barnes & Noble. Be forward and ask a bespectacled, bearded guy for a microbew recommendation. Show him that you get the Internet meme reference on his t-shirt. Ask him for out for coffee after he fixes your laptop at the Apple Genius bar. Or try hipster-friendly dating sites like OK Cupid, Nerve, Alt, and How About We. But, most importantly, find a nice, cute guy who also shares your interests. Then worry about labels.
I'm having some trouble with the asker's definition of "normal" here. I have to guess she means not that out of the ordinary, or average, but I find it hard to believe that many women have hourglass figures with a 38DD top and have curly blond hair and blue eyes. I find it hard to believe there are that many women having any 2 of those characteristics.
That aside, to the asker: if your description of yourself is honest and by any means a good indication of what you look like to others, you're sexually attractive and have a lot of traits humans are wired to look for in partners. Now, hipsters are more likely than most to overlook your good looks, but that doesn't mean they'll be oblivious to them (you just can't fight nature like that). It's a matter of knowing where to meet the kind of guy you're looking for and making yourself interesting to be around instead of relying on good looks to get guys to like you.
Depending on a few variables, it can't hurt to actually read the graphic novels in the Barnes & Noble the guy you're looking for could be around. So there's that: without letting it turn you into someone you're evidently not, try and pick up new interests you'd share in common with the kind of guy you're interested in. Then he'll have good reason to be interested in you.
Yeah, I take it to mean "cheerleader/All-American gal" and not skinny hipster type with glasses, skinny jeans, and bangs.
And, yes, read graphic novels! Look for guys who share your interests. Skinny hipster dudes are into all sorts of stuff. Like free beer, for instance.