Welcome to GuySpeak's weekly round-up of the best questions, blog posts and comments. This week we have a special guest host, Magic Mike star and newly annointed "Sexiest Man Alive" Channing Tatum. Did it just get hot in here??? Oh, wait, the thermostat is all the way up. No wonder it's stuffy in here. Anyway, here's the Chan Man.
Yo yo yo it's your boy Channing "Sexiest Man Alive" Tatum with the best answers of the week! Let's get it poppin', just like I did in Magic Mike. Hit me with a smooth beat! (A Bobby Brown song plays and Channing starts dancing.) First question!
Q: Why do guys keep girls numbers even though they don't talk to them anymore?
Reformed Player says: There are plenty of people you may want to talk to, but there are plenty of others you don't. I've got a bunch of numbers on my phone that honestly I don't want to see, but if I do see them, I know not to answer and just delete the voicemails. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Did someone turn the heat up? Magic Mike in the house! The only remedy for you is a hot dose of me shirtless! (Takes off shirt without being asked) Nah, seriously, some guys are just players. They like to keep some extra numbers on their Rolodex (OLD SCHOOL!) for a rainy day. Not that the Chan-Man does that. He's married to someone. Jenna something, I think? Uh, next question!
Q: Dear Mystery Man, My boyfriend of three years proposed to me. I told him that I would absolutely love to marry him but only after I finish my Masters degree. He seemed a little offput by that and proceeded to say that if I loved him I would marry him at any time. I'm so confused. Is he right?
Mystery Man says: You screwed this one up big time. There was nothing wrong with your intentions, but your execution was absolutely terrible. Based on your boyfriend's response, you probably said something like this: READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Signing up for GI Joe: Retaliation was a no-brainer. The cast just clicked on the first outing, so when I got the call to return as Captain Duke Hauser, I was like, "Heck ya!" Working with The Rock was a dream come true, and Bruce Willis was a trip! He gave the whole cast cigars at the wrap party! What a classy dude.
I'm sorry...what was the question?
Q: Anyone seeing Twilight breaking dawn?! How do I get my bf to see it with me? (he hates the series)
Wise Ass says: No self-respecting dude wants to sit through that bullshit. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Ooh, sick burn! Yeah, Twilight sucks! So does that wuss Robert Pattinson. They wanted your man Chan to play one of those sparkly vampires and I was like, "Ah hell no!" Channing Tatum only does quality movies. Like Dear John and that one where I was stalking Rachel McAdams or something.
Q: do guys think a girl is a fake if she wears colored contacts?
Chic Geek says: Nah. Lots of people wear contacts. And if want to try a different color, it's no big thing. It's not like he'll never see your real eye color. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Nothing wrong with having a few enhancements. My pecs are actually part robot. Someday they'll achieve sentience and take over the world! Nah, just playin'. That's 100% Tatum.
Q: Is pale skin a turn off for most men?
Funny Guy says: Nope. Not most men. Sure, some men. Just as skinny women are a turn off for some men, red-heads and chicks with big round asses don't do it for some men. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Ain't nothing wrong with pale skin. Unless you're a vampire. Then I'd have to team up with a sexy female version of Van Helsing and take you down. Hey, that's not a bad idea for a movie. And maybe it's set in old-timey New York City and Nikola Tesla is the main vampire and also Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes is there. This is gold! Someone get me a pen and a Pepsi Max stat!
Q: I just friendzoned this guy. (he asked me if I liked him, I said no, we're just friends) and now I see him flirting with other girls, and I kinda like him. How do I let him know he's out of the friend zone?
Girls BFF says: Why would you tell him that when it's not true? Face it...you only "like" him now because he's moved on from paying you as much attention. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Nobody wants to be put in the "friend zone." But you will want to see the new romantic comedy "Friend Zone," starring me and Jennifer Lawrence. What happens when two friends try to date? Will this be the beginning of something...or the end of their friendship? From the director of Bride Wars comes a new twist on romantic comedies. This Christmas, love just got "friend zoned."
That's it for this week! GI Joe: Retaliation in theaters this March! Tatum out!
Yo yo yo it's your boy Channing "Sexiest Man Alive" Tatum with the best answers of the week! Let's get it poppin', just like I did in Magic Mike. Hit me with a smooth beat! (A Bobby Brown song plays and Channing starts dancing.) First question!
Q: Why do guys keep girls numbers even though they don't talk to them anymore?
Reformed Player says: There are plenty of people you may want to talk to, but there are plenty of others you don't. I've got a bunch of numbers on my phone that honestly I don't want to see, but if I do see them, I know not to answer and just delete the voicemails. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Did someone turn the heat up? Magic Mike in the house! The only remedy for you is a hot dose of me shirtless! (Takes off shirt without being asked) Nah, seriously, some guys are just players. They like to keep some extra numbers on their Rolodex (OLD SCHOOL!) for a rainy day. Not that the Chan-Man does that. He's married to someone. Jenna something, I think? Uh, next question!
Q: Dear Mystery Man, My boyfriend of three years proposed to me. I told him that I would absolutely love to marry him but only after I finish my Masters degree. He seemed a little offput by that and proceeded to say that if I loved him I would marry him at any time. I'm so confused. Is he right?
Mystery Man says: You screwed this one up big time. There was nothing wrong with your intentions, but your execution was absolutely terrible. Based on your boyfriend's response, you probably said something like this: READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Signing up for GI Joe: Retaliation was a no-brainer. The cast just clicked on the first outing, so when I got the call to return as Captain Duke Hauser, I was like, "Heck ya!" Working with The Rock was a dream come true, and Bruce Willis was a trip! He gave the whole cast cigars at the wrap party! What a classy dude.
I'm sorry...what was the question?
Q: Anyone seeing Twilight breaking dawn?! How do I get my bf to see it with me? (he hates the series)
Wise Ass says: No self-respecting dude wants to sit through that bullshit. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Ooh, sick burn! Yeah, Twilight sucks! So does that wuss Robert Pattinson. They wanted your man Chan to play one of those sparkly vampires and I was like, "Ah hell no!" Channing Tatum only does quality movies. Like Dear John and that one where I was stalking Rachel McAdams or something.
Q: do guys think a girl is a fake if she wears colored contacts?
Chic Geek says: Nah. Lots of people wear contacts. And if want to try a different color, it's no big thing. It's not like he'll never see your real eye color. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Nothing wrong with having a few enhancements. My pecs are actually part robot. Someday they'll achieve sentience and take over the world! Nah, just playin'. That's 100% Tatum.
Q: Is pale skin a turn off for most men?
Funny Guy says: Nope. Not most men. Sure, some men. Just as skinny women are a turn off for some men, red-heads and chicks with big round asses don't do it for some men. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Ain't nothing wrong with pale skin. Unless you're a vampire. Then I'd have to team up with a sexy female version of Van Helsing and take you down. Hey, that's not a bad idea for a movie. And maybe it's set in old-timey New York City and Nikola Tesla is the main vampire and also Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes is there. This is gold! Someone get me a pen and a Pepsi Max stat!
Q: I just friendzoned this guy. (he asked me if I liked him, I said no, we're just friends) and now I see him flirting with other girls, and I kinda like him. How do I let him know he's out of the friend zone?
Girls BFF says: Why would you tell him that when it's not true? Face it...you only "like" him now because he's moved on from paying you as much attention. READ MORE
Channing Tatum says: Nobody wants to be put in the "friend zone." But you will want to see the new romantic comedy "Friend Zone," starring me and Jennifer Lawrence. What happens when two friends try to date? Will this be the beginning of something...or the end of their friendship? From the director of Bride Wars comes a new twist on romantic comedies. This Christmas, love just got "friend zoned."
That's it for this week! GI Joe: Retaliation in theaters this March! Tatum out!
Ahah I think 'Channing Tatum' should become a regular here. I am amused!