Wise Ass:

From our lovable Wise Ass, my goodness this answer absolutely kilt me dead. KILT ME DEAD, Y'ALL!!!!!!

What's the name of that contraption men used to wear to hold their socks up? Please please tell me. Do men use it anymore?

Duct tape?

I dunno. Google that shit.

[Panama's note: IT KILT ME DEAD!!!!!!!!!!]

Mystery Man:

We do manage to get a little deep here on occasion. And Mystery Man managed to do just that when asked this question:

It seems like this country isn't even "free" anymore.With all the rules and regulations more and more each year, I feel like I'm just being controlled. When did America lose its way and forget what we're all about?

Aha - trying to bait me into politics again, eh? This had better not be a homework question, but OK, I'll bite this once. Allowed a little fun and leeway from time to time.

You are being controlled. As to when it happened, May 4th, 1970. The day fear took over from hope. That was the start of it. Some will disagree, but I stand by that date. Look it up, if you know not what happened on that day.

You ever heard of the theory of cyclical society? It is the sociological version of Newtons Third Law. A swing of society one way is balanced by a reaction the other way in the next generation. More personal liberty is followed by more control. A secular period is followed by one showing an upwelling of religious fervor. The Moral Majority of the Reagan years was followed by the LGBT rights surge of the 2000s. You will see that same principle act in your own life, relationships and concerns over and over again through the years. (click the link to read more!)

[Panama's Note: I actually felt like learned something reading this answer.]

Funny Guy:


Chic Geek:

It's not that people ask stupid questions, it's just that people ask stupid questions. Who SERIOUSLY writes into a site to ask about the proper waiting time to contact to somebody to cheat? Oh...this chick.

I had an affair (I'm marred) with my ex. I want to see him again for nsa (no-strings attached) sex, how long should I wait to contact him so I don't look desperate?

How soon can you file for divorce? Tell your husband you want a divorce, go through the proper filing. If you have kids, wait a few months to get them used to the idea of you dating again. Then call your ex, free from the guilt of what you're doing to your husband. 
[Panama's Note: Dammit I love Nick for saying this. What a dolt!]

Check out Nick's blog about mistakes the Oscars made too!

Reformed Player:

One thing that will never change here at Guyspeak is receiving traditional questions about traditional things. And who better to ask than a reformed player about this one particular thing? Read on:

Is it true men like crazy women? Not bats--t, but good/amusing crazy?